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BHMCruiser

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  1. Jeremy Pruitt literally does not know what asparagus is, and he's moving to New York? lol - "the yellow ones don't stop!"
  2. Tennessee is just totally, totally fucked. The reason they were good was because recruiting was basically regional and they had access to part of Mississippi and all of South Carolina. Tennessee is a barren wasteland of football talent. Then Spurrier went to South Carolina at the same time Clemson started getting good, and that killed South Carolina as a recruiting spot. Combined with the super-regional/national draw of Florida, Georgia, Alabama, Auburn and to a lesser extent LSU, Tennessee is boxed in and basically shares the same recruiting area with Kentucky. Even if Tennessee LOCKS DOWN the state of Tennessee in terms of recruits, they can't even field a good football team. They're dead
  3. Pruitt in New York? Holy shit it's basically going to be Elf. He will eat gum off the subway handrails and spin around in the revolving doors and get hit by cabs
  4. Here is a picture of my dog checking to see if the coast is clear
  5. this is accurate a buddy of mine and i spent three minutes on the phone pronouncing the word "heupel" differently
  6. this is very funny
  7. If you give your servants an office and doors they will put on airs
  8. It’s in Alabama
  9. Correct. Pretty close on the sketch too. Except it’s a house and not a space station so all these rooms are touching.
  10. I was joking because you said you didn’t know what he rubbed on them twice and not to ask you.
  11. I get what you are saying, but it depends on what you mean by "character." I agree that the country would be a better place if all of our presidents had his morality and integrity.
  12. buy it sorry for your loss
  13. More like 1500 but not all usable space
  14. Buy a house in Alabama and you too can have this layout. It's an older house that basically had this renovation done by linking the garage attic to the main part of the house with a new roofline and then refinishing and climate controlling. It's really brilliant, and I thought my agent was going to buy it when he saw it with me for the first time. The only other mark of distinction is that Jimmy Carter is alleged to have stayed there once. This was revealed to me at the closing by the prior seller. She saw it as a point of pride. I looked at her for a while and then said "well, I'm going to buy it anyway."
  15. It's even better than that. Our master suite goes like this: 1. enter bedroom. 2. turn right for Mrs. bathroom 3. turn left, go through door, walk-in closet 4. go through walk-in-closet, through door, small hallway 5. turn right for Mr. bathroom 6. go straight, through door, for den/office above garage I can go into the office and close four - FOUR - doors if I want. It's like an episode of Get Smart. I love my house.
  16. what did he rub them with?
  17. dude I got the joke I was elaborating on the point
  18. We have two entirely separate bathrooms in our bedroom suite. Adjoining our bedroom is the wife's bathroom with a very large whirlpool tub. Then you go through my bedroom, through a walk-in closet, and then there's my bathroom, with its own shower. Honestly it is fucking paradise.
  19. And awesome food?
  20. The hookers, man. It killed him. Everything else can be swept under the rug, but every AD in the SEC knows that all anybody has to do to recruit against him is this: "Mr. SEC Coach, thank you for coming, but my son has decided to go to Tennessee." "Well, Mrs. Smith, that's a fine school and I'm sure that your family thought a lot about the best fit for your son. And for what it's worth, Coach Freeze is a good man. He has changed. I would not worry at all about him getting Leondray around prostitutes or involved in anything like that. That's all in the past. Well, good luck to you." "What'sthatyousay, Mr. SEC Coach? What's all this about prostitutes?" "Oh I'm sure it's nothing to worry about and it's all in the past. Coach Freeze has put that behind him and did a really bang-up job at Liberty. You know, if you'd like to come visit us at NOT TENNESSEE and see our campus, we'd love to host Leondray for a game." "We will be there, Mr. SEC Coach."
  21. yes absolutely. He's toxic. After what he did, he can't be a head coach in the SEC.
  22. Best place to go is ih8mud.com and look at the 80s classified section. Most of the ones being sold there, while expensive, are owned by people knowledgeable about them who have taken care of them.
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