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BHMCruiser

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  1. This was absolutely one of the worst movies I have ever seen. It's the "emperor's new clothes" of movies. It's Nolan, and it's got a lot of complicated whiz bang, so people have to pretend it was good. It was not good. It was garbage. And it was boring.
  2. throw it away and tell him it was delicious this is America. You do not have to eat a fucking beaver.
  3. Looks amazing. Have you ever tried cooking the potato?
  4. All of this is an important reminder to me that I am not from Texas and do not live in Texas and should not act like my experience in the Deep South is the same as the experience of people who grew up in Texas.
  5. fambly
  6. I'll take "things I found out when I was stoned out of my tits" for $200, Alex
  7. In a lot of ways, firing Malzahn made sense (in a whole lot more ways it didn't because now Auburn is embarrassing itself looking for a replacement). Malzahn had long since hit his ceiling, and was probably on the decline. Recruiting was going down, and his occasional rabbit out of a hat was not enough to compensate for 8-9 win seasons. There's no doubt he was a terror on game day. He was creative and courageous with his willingness to take risks to win big games. But while beating Alabama more than everybody else is an accomplishment, he had room to breathe on that. Winning by less than a TD occasionally meant that nobody really cared if you lost by 40 the next year or the year before. But after a while, those beatdowns add up in the L column and you end up with a lot of 8 win seasons with losses to shitty teams.
  8. Alabama is a great place to live. Well, at least the area around Birmingham is a great place to live. I would not want to live in the Black Belt.
  9. I will watch. One can only watch the classic comedy "Grizzly Man" so many times.
  10. He was one of the first to really push HUNH and use long-abandoned running concepts in the spread framework. It was brilliant, devastating, and very hard to defend. And then everybody else started doing it. And that ate up a lot of his real estate, because his system thrived on the Nick Marshalls of the world: run-first QBs who were "okay" accurate, and didn't really need to make reads. Well, now everybody recruits those guys, and Malzahn really cannot develop, or even utilize, traditional QBs. I mean, Auburn was mediocre with Jarrett Stidham, who's probably going to start in the NFL.
  11. No. The expectations are unrealistic, the recruiting is hard because there's so much regional and in-state competition, the fanbase is retarded, and they have a perpetual little brother syndrome that cripples their decision making abilities.
  12. Is there a lot of bear violence?
  13. Is there any reason to watch this other than to see an armored bear wreck shit?
  14. I've never seen that but doesn't mean it isn't real. I am pretty southern
  15. I was 99% sure this was going to suck. Then when they dropped "Kunta Kinte, and Ebola," and "Hotel Rwanda" at the barbershop, I was hooked. I am in
  16. butter milk or regular milk? either way no get out of here with that Yankee bullshit
  17. peanut butter sandwiches with ripe blackberries in the middle is the way to go
  18. That's going to be very nice.
  19. They did turn the ball over but got it right back when Metchie fell out of an airplane and landed on the safety returning the INT. But yes, I like that better.
  20. It is excellent. Huge improvement over butter, and the outside of the grilled cheese is puffy and brown like perfect freedom toast.
  21. My six year old built that too. He's a Lego fanatic. He's done the MF, the AT-AT, Slave One, the Star Destroyer, Kylo Ren's ship, and others. It's amazing. I used to hate Lego. I hated that I always ended up putting the goddamn things together and then it was a toy the kid couldn't play with. My older son hates them too. But the 6 year old is like a surgeon.
  22. What are you going to do with the open space behind the couch?
  23. This. If we served oatmeal to people in prison, the ACLU would file a lawsuit
  24. "Bama played mistake free" except for lining up offsides to cancel a fumble at the goalline, failing to pick up a fumbled ball that was inexplicably surrounded by four Alabama players, interfering on a pass to negate an interception in the end zone, Surtain just losing a ball he was in position to intercept to give up a touchdown, holding behind a play to kill a drive into the red zone, letting the QB run up the middle fifteen times, and using a middle linebacker with a reconstructed knee to defend a RB/WR on THREE different big pass plays. Except for that, it was a mistake free game.
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