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Dnaguy

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  1. For the best running back in college football, Gordon disappears in games.
  2. He’s such a bitch. Jawing and flopping. He’s easily one of the most hateable players in the game right now.
  3. Fox News: Biden and Democrats release millions of felons on the streets and expunge their records. They now live amongst us without proof of their misdeeds. This is just further proof of the defund Democrats letting criminals run rampant through or streets. How can we be safe in a Biden world?
  4. Beyond him looking like a fool, his message is just a shitty knock of repackage of Trump's in a winy voice? No wonder he’s losing so much. He sucks sooooo hard.
  5. My wife would have continued to argue the merits of basic physics. Kudos you man. You must have married a unicorn that doesn’t believe in magical thinking.
  6. $200 Mixtilit gift card. Not a bad Christmas at all. that place is great.
  7. Look man. Don’t fucking ruin the jack off machine for all of us. If women want to believe we’re too embarrassed to jack it in a hospital to let us use the efficient yet sensual machinations that nothing but the cold calculating East Asian engineers can provide, then let them. No one elected you representative for all men. They invented a fucking a hand job meets fucking machine. I could care fucking less what the reason for it is. It’s invented. Period. Celebrate the win. God. It’s like the K state game all over again.
  8. 2023 was the deadliest 2023 ever.
  9. So, Marjorie Taylor Greene? Wait. Hold on, I bet she has a dick. MTG may not have a dick but her balls are a lot bigger than his.
  10. Ted Cruz is just MAGA with no dick and balls.
  11. The Germans have always known when to make folks feel unwelcome….:
  12. That would at least make sense. i can wrap my head around that.
  13. Mom and dad come to town. Wife decides she’s going to cook huge meals and wash all the clothes in the house. Now I’m in trouble for ‘not doing anything’. Try to help with clothes…. I don’t need your help with THAT. offer to doing the grocery shopping. ‘You always just want to leave’ ’why don’t you wrap gifts.’ Start wrapping gifts in room. ’why are you hiding in the room when your family is here?’ What’s crazy is that this is FAR better than she ever is around her parents. Inevitably her mother insults her or our parenting, she then gets in a fight with her mom, somehow I get yelled at, and then I don’t hear then end of it weeks. What is it with wives and going full on nuts when their parents or your parents come to town? It’s like they want to become some kind of fucking martyr but then take it out on you for not joining in or defending them?! She used to be normal. I’m almost sure of it. Almost.
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