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eljinca

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Everything posted by eljinca

  1. Parker is considerably more goy.
  2. The calls directly after the 2 minute stoppage were embarrassing, yes.
  3. Astonishingly bad playcall on third down.
  4. Embarrassing playcalling in the 2 minute drill.
  5. Atrocious playcall on that interception given the score and time in the game.
  6. Lost himself about $30M last night. He struggles against good, complex defenses and is rattled by contact. Not a recipe for success at the next level.
  7. This is Brock Fitzhenry erasure.
  8. A new meaning to rock bottom.
  9. Wife from across the room : “I think [our nanny] made pork or swordfish for the kids.” Eljinca: “did she go to the store? I didn’t buy either yesterday.” Wife: “I don’t know. It looks like she burned it.” 5 minutes later…. Wife: “Ohhh, it’s potato salad.” *tommyleejones.gif*
  10. Not my pig, not my farm.
  11. Not my wife, but someone’s. Driving on the highway yesterday with a minivan in front of me. Entered into a construction zone where the shoulder narrowed with concrete highway barriers directly after the right lane rumble strips. Road went to the left and the minivan… did not. Ripped the bumper off and front right tire exploded as she clipped the barrier. She straightened the minivan out and continues on. No harm no foul I guess. She was still driving on the rim a mile down the road when I passed her.
  12. “There’s a problem! I only bought one duvet cover for [our 3 year old]!”
  13. eljinca replied to ztejas's topic in Futbol
    Going to enjoy revisiting these fever dreams when we hire Tab Ramos.
  14. Good text received with no context yesterday: "They emailed about going back in February" 6 texts later I finally got that her office has determined that they will now require 1 day per week in person work.
  15. Couldn’t catch the river card…
  16. Produce his last 3 tax returns, fully audited financial statements and investment portfolios or stfu you fraud.
  17. La Piquette is pretty good by the Cathedral. Never been for brunch but their lunch is good.
  18. Two kids from McAllen opened a breakfast taco place in Mt. Pleasant, La Tejana. Was pretty excellent today.
  19. That’s good
  20. eljinca replied to ztejas's topic in Futbol
    No, it doesn’t fit our team at all.
  21. Very good first season
  22. The Nature Boy
  23. Both the player and manager said this was not the case.
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