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Ten Bears

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  1. Ha. Late one night in Deep Elum, I was sitting in my truck in a parking lot while some sketchy looking guys where talking besides a car next to me. They couldn't see me and they were yelling at one of their compadres, "I can't believe you lost an ounce of crack!" "Where did you last have it?" "I don't know man, I think over in that other parking lot." "Well get your ass over there and keep looking for it!" As soon as the guy went around the corner, the other dudes squatted down and started smoking away at that guy's crack, giggling all the time.
  2. Well, since you are here, do you have an opinion on this whole mess?
  3. I thought Hyundai was the only Korean mfg worth a shit? I know my ex's Solatra is a POC.
  4. Legitimately loled at the TOT Facebook entry today. It was a Christmas miracle.
  5. I like how the barrier drops after the train rolls through.
  6. In the Ray of Hope Department: https://www.wacotrib.com/opinion/columns/board_of_contributors/blake-burleson-in-an-abyss-of-lies-i-must-finally/article_7636d664-7aa1-5eb6-91ff-b6b87795b438.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=user-share&fbclid=IwAR1zhycuhWZl3WqwQQSd2QKE6DvdGa0O3IWltFTFGf5BGUG1Hwm5nVKKEPs When you have lost a Baylor Department of Religion professor and minister...
  7. Has MIA changed his passwords yet? Just to be sure?
  8. http://www.chron.com/news/texas/article/Arrest-warrant-out-for-man-after-couple-found-14811555.php?pd00=90bd74b4-9a55-4962-9f6f-67cdc0bfbf40&pd01=207efb61-e776-402a-af65-5b39277b07e0&pd02=pl-search&pd99=9c6b6f72-8ef4-489b-ad64-bfa0c57b0f68 Whoa, where did they find the bodies?
  9. My kid never had a choice to not eat spicy foods if I cooked it. Think i will pull some Axis deer meat out of the freezer and make the first Red of the year.
  10. They need to start bringing back intermissions of they expect me to sit for a 3.5 hour movie while i swill beer at the Drafthouse.
  11. I turned Varsity Blues off 30 minutes into it 20 something years ago it was so stupid. Has it improved over years?
  12. Someone help me out here...
  13. More pics of mum's mams.
  14. There is no worse venue than COTA.
  15. So same as it ever was lol. How did that shack stand a bullseye from a Cat 4 storm? Did they paint it blue before the storm hit?
  16. That is a charge.
  17. Just in time for Christmas.
  18. Steve told this story on ACL Live that aired on Saturday. Cracks me up. "How was the BBQ?" "Pork".
  19. Good to know Virginia's seafood boil is good because I swore I would never eat that crap at Cajun's again.
  20. Is Shell's still open and serving good food?
  21. So you are saying they are out fecks to give and shall lose by a considerable margin?
  22. I give thanks daily that my 81 yr old West Texas lifelong farmer and rancher authentic frontier gibberishing father hates the republican party with a white hot passion. He voted one time for a republican president, Reagan, and nearly instantly regretted it. Thanks pop!
  23. No misspellings. Punctuation acceptable. No way he wrote that.
  24. Haha, got me.
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