In tonight's version of "Is blacklab the asshole here?"
There's this old lady that plays in the big o tournament on Monday nights, I've probably talked about her before here. She's mean, angry and a raging bitch to everyone. Everyone hates her and high fives when she's knocked out.
Last night she was on a roll. Got the clock called on her and went on a tirade on a hand that should have been an instafold. She lost track of her water bottle and accused the cleaning crew of stealing it.
Get to the final table and she's got about 2 big blinds. After a lap two people have been knocked out and everyone is asking about an ICM chop. She has less than 1 big blind at this point and is two hands away from being the big blind. I say "no chop", the guys next to me give me the come on, it's almost 2am. I tell them she has one big blind lets play 2 more hands and then I'll chop.
She goes apeshit, "that asshole wants to wait to chop till I'm out. Bet he changes his tune if I triple up". Floor tells her to settle down. I just bit my tongue. Multiple times she's been the one holdout on chopping near the end of the tournament. She gets all in on her big blind and is knocked out. She hadn't even stood up and I ask everyone if they'd like to ICM chop. She was absolutely steaming.