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NameAlreadyInUse

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  1. He's just providing the talking points, and wants to make sure you are covered in your owning the libs regardless of which way the debate goes. Biden beat the shit out of Trump? Obviously he memorized the answers. Trump beat the shit out of Biden? Obviously he doesn't have the mental acuity to be President. They win either way. And the people who will repeat these talking points will not see them as contradictory.
  2. No. Fuck No. No Thank You. We are not interested, Eric.
  3. Wait, Fox actually argues that Carlson can't be trusted to tell the truth and that any reasonable person should know that? Does that mean my entire family is full of unreasonable people since they seem to believe every line of bullshit this guy spews?
  4. I remember the episode where she announced she was leaving us all behind in Austin to go do her own show in the big time of LA, on their public access channels. I was like, wtf aren't you doing this for free? I loved her show. Also got a kick out of that commune out by bastrop.
  5. so just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty. Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee. And all the rappers in the top ten-please allow me to bump thee. I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me. I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky, I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack but sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me. I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants and I even got my own dance
  6. Today was a pretty good day. Wrapped up a major project that has been on my plate for awhile, made a nice steak frites dinner for me and my hubby, enjoyed a couple drinks. Was doing the washing up and fucking Apple News had to send me a push notification to let me know this had happened. I've had several more drinks now, but no longer in celebration. This year fucking sucks.
  7. I'm ready to #FAFO, what do I have to do to get this information released?
  8. Just referenced that list this morning to make my next round of donations.
  9. I got a good one yesterday (side note, I get spam texts to someone named Norma on the regular). I've never even known a Norma personally I don't think. Message: Greetings, Norma!! This is James w/ TX GOP. I'm voting Republican in Nov Help Keep Texas Red. We sent U an absentee ballot application. 2 optout txt STOP. First off, that's a shitty message. No good reason to vote Rep except "Keep Texas Red." Random capitalization, text shorthand never appropriate for professional work, and then missing spaces. Just shitty. My response covered none of that, however: Response: Wait a minute, I thought our President Mr. Trump said that voting by mail was bad? Still waiting for a response.... We have had a skunk problem in our neighborhood, and I have discovered that they do have high powered water cannons that will spray on motion. They are meant for skunks, but would probably work on assholes too.
  10. Yeah I'm always left hoping for either an arrest or actual dickhead shots.
  11. I wish people would quit saying this. What you should be saying is "drag whoever else you can along with you as long as you've vetted them and are sure they won't be voting Republican."
  12. She's trying to prove that some man, somewhere, thinks she's hot. I also find it hilarious every time she pretends she's a devout Christian.
  13. So if Trump tells me he didn't say it, and Huckabee Sanders tells me he didn't say it, I know for got damned sure he said it, because neither one of those people are capable of telling the truth. Also, while I'm at it sheeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiitttttttttt. That's as close as I'm going to get to a reply to that disingenuous moron.
  14. Fuck off, you served 18 months, I served 18 years. I wasn't even in Lubbock, though just LA (Lubbock Area).
  15. Fuck Brian Kilmeade. Moron. Donald Trump could've done it from his house too. He didn't. He used the White House instead. That shit don't belong to him. He got a job that comes with free room and office space, but he has a landlord and that landlord is us. And we have decided with laws that it is illegal for him to do what he did. So fuck off you lying moronic sack of shit.
  16. If karma was a thing Rush would be dead already....
  17. For real, is there anything at all a concerned citizen could do in court to get Fox News to not blatantly lie on the air? Spin your stories, Fox, but jesus christ, you are actively destroying the country by lying. It's shameful, and they should be ashamed, but they should also be sued into financial oblivion. So how do we do that?
  18. So this is why you aren't thinking about this correctly. Mitch is also going to realize that those blue states are net contributors to the tax base. He's not giving that up. He'll maybe try to find a way to cheat his way into staying in power, but he's not going to get rid of the golden goose to stay in power. He knows for damned sure that he's going to be in the position of having to figure out how to pay for the same shit with way less money coming in. Because Mississippi isn't just suddenly going to become a net producer because California or Oregon are missing. So yeah, he's not doing that. Trump is dumb enough to think about it, but I don't think Congressional Republican leadership is that dumb yet.
  19. If only I had the time this week to really sit down and think this through and type out a thorough response. This is a really great discussion point, and since I don't have the time this week, I'm responding to keep it alive that hopefully a conversation around this can start and last long enough that when I do take some time on Saturday it'll still be an active discussion. Here's hoping.
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