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NameAlreadyInUse

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  1. Ok, wrapped up work, imma go get a work out in, then I'm going to order some pizza and crack a beer. Pace yourselves people.
  2. So back in the olden days I worked tech support. I hated calls from 2 states. New York and Florida. Mainly because New Yorkers were computer illiterate blowhards, and every Florida caller seemed to have a New York accent, so they were just as blowhardy and just as illiterate, but they were also retired and had more time on their hands to ruin my call stats. Fuckers. Although, dumbest call I ever had was a guy in Plano, claimed to be a lawyer, claimed to have graduated UT Law. Did not understand the concept of a semicolon. Like it wasn't a thing he'd ever heard of. I finally had him put on his teenage son to solve his problem for him.
  3. If you don't like poutine, you are dumb. The same could be said about moco loco if we ever get on the topic of hawaiian food. That's a feature, not a bug.
  4. Have some co-workers that love him because he's so logical. You can't beat him in an argument. I always just laugh at them when they try that.
  5. I don't think I'll ever get over that this is the song that he plays. That song is about staying in shape so you can suck more dick. Also, apparently the cop in the village people is nuts, and he's the one that wrote the lyrics, the rest of the village people don't get a say in whether or not that song plays.
  6. There is an A++ hotel in Indy that is the only hotel that was ever good enough to get me to consistently give up loyalty points to stay there. That said I go there for work, and I have yet to find anything in that city that makes it worth a trip if you don't have to be there. I also am not a fan of watching cars go around in circles.
  7. The Texas GOP is living in a land that doesn’t exist. I’m flabbergasted this is real. It’s like they elected Sara Huckabee’s crazy uncle to be in charge. How much further will it go before rational Republicans wake up and tell their team to get their shit together? Does it happen at all?
  8. No it’s not. It’s not even the stupidest choice by trump for that medal. Rush Limbaugh has one too. No fucking way that’s real. No fucking way.
  9. I think that’s his game plan. Helps sell more eyes to his new news network, which will be all fake all the time.
  10. If we didn’t over analyze we never would’ve figured out that stanwyk was trying to have you killed and you’d be dead now so you should be thankful.
  11. I think more likely they are expecting butt hurt of the losers to need an outlet this time around and they'd rather their windows weren't that outlet.
  12. So for counties that use a machine, they know how many ballots are cast even before any counting is done. Do they announce that? Will Harris come out at closing time of the polls, for instance and say "so far we've counting x for Biden and y for Trump out of a total of z ballots, so we have z-(x+y) ballots left to count?" Being able to know that information for the counties while the counties are still counting could make for some interesting speculation.
  13. Talked to one of my customers today that are trying to manage a project to board up all of their offices around the country in time for election day. Their leadership seems to think some shit is going to happen on Tuesday.
  14. Ok I’m in. I like to reward good behavior.
  15. My favorite part is when about halfway through, he raises his hand, like "yep that's me"
  16. How dumb are you that you are just now figuring that out? Didn't know that was a fake, didn't know we were assholes, how else will you stun us with your dumbness this week?
  17. That's easy. He didn't roll with it because he didn't want to wear one, because he knows what it would do to his makeup. Remember, it is always about HIM. He DGAF about how many people die, masks fuck up his makeup, so masks are bad.
  18. I gave money to 2 senate candidates this cycle. Her and Harrison in SC. I am getting, I shit you not, 10 emails a day from Harrison. I don't think I've gotten an email from Hegar. It's weird.
  19. Negged for not knowing Ricky. Next you'll tell us you don't know Earl either. Hmm, I guess we've never been at ORD at the same time, or at least I've never walked by the Publican Tavern. Also, whoever called the the Atlanta airport shitty is doing it wrong. That airport is fantastic, you just have to know where to go. IAD is pretty fucking terrible too, but I hate ORD the most.
  20. He picked a really shitty house if he can’t get cell reception unless he’s out in the street. Why doesn’t he just turn his phone into a hot spot and keep on trucking?
  21. This is a man who gets his BBQ from dickie’s. BBQ properly prepared is not dry and does not need sauce. Chorizo is pork and grease and vinegar and spices and delicious. Also that sunset valley curling center is a good bar now but they could never get the permits to actually build the curling center and I think they finally gave up last year. However Winston’s Jerk Chicken trick sits on that property and his jerk chicken and chicken curry are both pretty great. Finally GOLL is 100% right about ORD. There is no worse airport in the US to be stuck for long periods unless you flew in via international first class on United, then the Polaris lounge is top fucking notch. There is not one other single redeeming quality to that shitshow of an airport.
  22. What do you expect, the same group that says shit up and sing/play/act are responsible for electing both of the second rate actors that have been elected president in this country. It’s an offshoot of every accusation is a confession mindset.
  23. Yeah she cost us the game, leaves at half time claiming she’s going to grab us some food. Comes back when the damage was done. She jinxed us and I could never forgive. Oh and also I was gay. and by the way they let Pete speak on Fox because they know he’s got some juice, and they are trying to get him better known and more hated by their audience. It will be good for later when he runs again and they need to have a reservoir of hate already in the tank to get an advantage.
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