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NameAlreadyInUse

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  1. Oh shit, the Jehovah's Witnesses don't acknowledge the fact that any kind of anthem exists and will not participate in any anthem singing, playing or listening. That's going to be a fun lawsuit.
  2. It's not so much that it's in 3/4 time as it is all the stops and starts throughout it that make it so damned choppy to listen to. I can't really read sheet music anymore because I last did it 30 years ago, but I remember what a pain in the ass that song was to conduct because of all the stops and starts.
  3. Your repper on this post username checks out. Sorry y'all have to scroll to the previous page to see it, but I laughed.
  4. It will never cease to amaze me that the same team that is calling for secession of Texas from the US is also pissed off that the proper showy patriotism cues aren't on display so they can prove how American they are. Fuck off you piece of shit Danny.
  5. Do they build all their houses underground out in Van Zandt County?
  6. I'm still expecting Emoryoid to show up within the next 30 days to start bitching about the deficit again and how he's worked so hard for his social security.
  7. Well yeah, but I'm just talking about when I see a picture of this guy, it looks like the newspaper caricatures of Nixon back in the day. Not what Nixon actually looked like, but how the cartoonists drew him. It's weird.
  8. He had a really good speech after the insurrection as well.
  9. He looks like a caricature of Richard Nixon.
  10. Gonna be honest, I was like look at the big brain on this guy using $10 words I don't understand, I even tried to look it up. When I found no results I figured out he just flubbed the shit out of incarcerated.
  11. Not to get too pessimistic, but I don't think Smartmatic has a case against Lou Dobbs. I think he honestly believed what he was saying because he's a giant moron. Being a giant moron is a defense against libel right?
  12. If you want hushpuppies go to someplace like Catfish Parlor or Terry's Fried Chicken, or Big Easy Bar and Grill. You don't want Long John Silver's hushpuppies, though the last time I had a piece of their fish it was delicious. Though better to get it at a place that's not near the encampment shitbox.
  13. I haven't eaten at McDonald's in 20 years, but I would've dropped by and given Fish McBites a try. That sounds amazing. Give me hushpuppies instead of fries too bitches.
  14. Because she's a democrat. Also someone needs to let that dumb realtor know that tomatoes aren't vegetables.
  15. If their personalities are not made to read an on air statement composed by Dominion/Smartmatic at the beginning of each show for 2 months then Dominion/Smartmatic are not doing their lawyering jobs properly.
  16. I've backed off the idea of him being gay. I don't know a single gay that would walk out in public with a suit jacket so ill fitting.
  17. I could make a full time job of just following you around and repping your posts. You are a national treasure man.
  18. So you like the taste of male ejaculate? Good for you. I'm not a fan, though I am a fan of making sure my man is fully satisfied. I was just letting y'all know there's a solution.
  19. If you do it right, you never even taste it.
  20. Eh, they are still Sooners, we're still Longhorns, I think they would be better off feeling sorry for themselves.
  21. Dumb leading the dumber. Good lord.
  22. I'm not sure why this is a put down. Most of you would fuck your own face on the regular if you had the proper flexibility and thought you could give a decent blowjob.
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