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hookemATL

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  1. understood. Im just posting at my normal "monday back from holiday should be working but want to die" rhythms.
  2. You only say that bc you are a right winger and like to drink babies blood! Clouds aren't gonna yell at themselves. Sometimes these old coots yell at the weatherman, or their decrepit husk of a wife, or at the newspaper, or into the void as they grapple with a lifetime of shattered dreams and unrequited love. This place is his clouds. Fuck you clouds!
  3. It’s nice having a coach that a) isn’t a disgraceful sloppy fat tub of shit and b) knows how to comport himself on the sidelines/with the refs/with players that make a mistake (looking at you Brian Kelly). aggy deserves that fucking clown. Perfectly representative of their lazy, mouth agape, chud culture.
  4. Damn man almost a perfect post and you fucked it up at the end. Hope that fat fuck was filling his cups with tears. Also lol that he was out drinking already after the game.
  5. And how does the hollow moon and subterranean Jew tubes play into this? Inquiring minds!
  6. This. Total blown call and they didn’t even mention it. Even my wife called it out as soon as the first replay was shown.
  7. Lolz not even a week. Good luck kid, sunbelt Billy will be out on his ass and you’ll wonder how this happened. And you will only have yourself to blame. Dumb fuck.
  8. Lollll clown spraying like he’s giving Chanel samples at the mall. Fucking cop trash.
  9. in case you needed a reminder
  10. LOLLLL garbage ass cops had to bust out the pepper spray.
  11. Get fucked with this bullshit. Rest of post is fine, but go ahead and take this statement and shove it up your fat cunt. fuck aggy.
  12. Believe it’s called “football”.
  13. Child abuse, Cajun style!
  14. This turkey allegedly is disguised as a lion, but in reality I think it has mutant tits with oversized areolas. Wife had to stifle her laugh when my daughter presented the finished product.
  15. Throwback to my oldest daughter’s first Thanksgiving. Obviously I had to make an ass out of myself, as is tradition.
  16. Jesus fuck man it’s with every last goddamn data point with you. Would you wake up on Xmas morning and spray liquid shit on all the presents too? Emo Helobious.
  17. Not gonna lie, I got a little teared up when they announced his induction into Texas Sports HoF last Saturday against UK. Was pretty tough to see Dodge and Plonsky (repugnant bitch) standing on the field with no one in Cedric’s place while they got their recognition. Miss that dude. Hookem forever 🤘
  18. Guy looks like a standin for a Just For Men beard dye commercial.
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