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hookemATL

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  1. Just shoot back next time. This is America, you’ll be fine.
  2. i am ashamed. feel cry. how could I miss him?
  3. The hero we need and deserve.
  4. What arms would best represent our strength? Short list: Peak Stallone (sly, not frank) Predator Carl Weathers Mr. T anytime others?
  5. Goddamn I love love love GPs. Makes me miss my Scooter❤️🐾
  6. He's in a better place. Don't be sad that he is gone, be happy that he was there and helped win a title.
  7. They use the tears of Cowboys fans. Works just as well and is plentiful in supply, no need for trucks!
  8. Photo shoot took it all out of her, but she’s gonna be a star!!
  9. I forgot the part of the game of football where you drive 100 miles in dicey conditions (on untreated roads) with a bunch of navel gazing chud babies staring at their phones while going 85mph. You must watch different games, and never been thru even the slightest winter storm panic in this state.
  10. Brutal shitass scum. Fuck all cops.
  11. Not enough ALL CAPS. Negged
  12. Dear sweet baby jesus, please let Bijan play for a decent team at some point in his career. Preferably sooner than later.
  13. He’s an aggy. Getting thrown the ball by baker mayfield. He can eat AIDS on a cob.
  14. “Please coach throw me one more ball so I can get 1k mehhhhhhhhhhhhhh” aggy trash.
  15. I’d napalm a pediatric cancer ward for a Reality sandwich rn.
  16. That was 2016/17? Holy fuck I have no sense for the passage of time anymore.
  17. I believe Txtow was a crusader against tow companies, and got quite a bit of run on surly bc of it, as literally everyone hates tow companies. Then it turned out he was hucking large rocks onto I-35, got arrested, and was eventuall revealed to be a pedophile? THE ARISTOCRATS!
  18. His dad was old AND a great big fat person. Not surprising.
  19. Have you listened to a millisecond of his music? I’d personally advocate for an army of Manchurian Candidate Cletuses that could be triggered with the first shitty twang he strums at a show. Then they tear him to shreds on stage, doing the music world a massive favor.
  20. Who is the designated Surly P.I. for cases like this? Id like to know current whereabouts, known associates, and what type of POS we are tracking here.
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