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hookemATL

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  1. Yankees fans are the biggest jerkoffs in the world.
  2. They deserve a visit from this dude:
  3. Look if you are tryna kill me, youd be better off coming at me with a buxom Latina offering a fat joint and a good time to keep me distracted. Otherwise I’ve got way too many Liam neeson/karate skills.
  4. All of you can relax. I am ensuring that Texas wins and wins big, through my own personal sacrifice. I missed attending the OU game (wedding) and also had to sit out Florida. We went in dry on both, and had some of our most complete performances in those games. Clearly this is because I was not in attendance, and my rampant mental illness and/or deranged superstition has really stuck with me and the voices in my head on this issue Therefore, I will forego attending the Clemson game and will instead be deer hunting / fishing all day. Therefore, feel safe in predicting Texas by 21+, and another complete performance in all facets of the game. If this holds true once again, I will consider not watching the remaining games so as not to disturb the juju.
  5. No fuckhead. Fuck the institution. It’s just like Baylor. Anything related to that school can fucking burn. But please, go ahead and stan for Penn fucking State. As a fan of tOSU, it makes sense for your ilk to throw in with rapists. B1G pride!!!
  6. β€œOfficer down, Officer down! Suspect is a black….gun”
  7. Fuck the nittany child rapists.
  8. You're starting to get it! We are not a polite, lawful, or "civilized" society. Adjust your expectations accordingly. Plenty of folks have listed their reasoning, not their fault you've parsed their words poorly or ignored the context in which they have presented their views. Additionally, this is Surly so there is always a degree of edgelording and misanthropy for a thread/event like this. I often think of an alternate universe where we could have liveblogged/Surly'ed 9/11 as it happened, just for the raw emotion and the way too soon comments/jokes. (though I am sure that thread exists somewhere in the previous Texas sports related message boards). Embrace the dark. Just like Helen Keller.
  9. You mean what was his Surly username?
  10. And the segregated drinking fountains, laundromats, and lunch counters are just a bit much, methinks.
  11. Ok leave the football board then, if your vagina May become inflamed if you have to read words.
  12. Ideally they all experience life altering pain and suffer for their ignorance at the most extreme level. It’s the only way for these dumbshit motherfuckers to learn, and I’m done caring about the well being of those that would toss me/mine to the wolves for the sake of maga.
  13. Something tells me you have a beer belly and hypertension.
  14. When in doubt, root for the school with the hottest coeds.
  15. Perception is reality. Depth is depth. Kelly is a kunt.
  16. This is what Harry Potter says when he orgasms.
  17. Buccees is fine, but I definitely associate it with pissing and shitting. So it having an aggy founder makes perfect sense.
  18. 🀘🀘🀘🀘🀘
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