I forgot the part of the game of football where you drive 100 miles in dicey conditions (on untreated roads) with a bunch of navel gazing chud babies staring at their phones while going 85mph. You must watch different games, and never been thru even the slightest winter storm panic in this state.
I believe Txtow was a crusader against tow companies, and got quite a bit of run on surly bc of it, as literally everyone hates tow companies. Then it turned out he was hucking large rocks onto I-35, got arrested, and was eventuall revealed to be a pedophile? THE ARISTOCRATS!
Have you listened to a millisecond of his music? I’d personally advocate for an army of Manchurian Candidate Cletuses that could be triggered with the first shitty twang he strums at a show. Then they tear him to shreds on stage, doing the music world a massive favor.
Who is the designated Surly P.I. for cases like this? Id like to know current whereabouts, known associates, and what type of POS we are tracking here.
I’m happy he won offensive MVP. It will be his inspiration for a great face tattoo, and more critically serve as a reminder once the CTE makes his memories a slurry of colors and pain.