I believe Txtow was a crusader against tow companies, and got quite a bit of run on surly bc of it, as literally everyone hates tow companies. Then it turned out he was hucking large rocks onto I-35, got arrested, and was eventuall revealed to be a pedophile? THE ARISTOCRATS!
Have you listened to a millisecond of his music? I’d personally advocate for an army of Manchurian Candidate Cletuses that could be triggered with the first shitty twang he strums at a show. Then they tear him to shreds on stage, doing the music world a massive favor.
Who is the designated Surly P.I. for cases like this? Id like to know current whereabouts, known associates, and what type of POS we are tracking here.
I’m happy he won offensive MVP. It will be his inspiration for a great face tattoo, and more critically serve as a reminder once the CTE makes his memories a slurry of colors and pain.
Put him in a basement office in Belmont, lock the door, and let the asbestos go to work. He can even cash in eventually when the cancer hits by jumping in on one of those mesothelioma lawsuits.
If Mack Brown loves Texas Football, he can stuff his nose in Sally’s old cunt until he is dead, and leave the program to those that deserve to be actively involved in its development.
Brie spent all Xmas and Xmas Eve playing with dogs at the farm and the in-laws. There’s a special level of wet dog smell and she’s reached it for sure. A luxuriating bath and spa session is in the cards.