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hookemATL

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  1. “Yeah sorry you need to get the trash cans in faster. We have to write you a citation”
  2. I’m sure Those dogs welcomed the sweet embrace of death after living their lives tethered to spittlelipped trash goblins that seem to make weird fucking whoop noises and do herky jerky “yells” all the time.
  3. Get your bachelors degree get your masters get another bachelors degree get another masters GET. ANOTHER. BACHELORS. DEGREE. get fully vested in the OSU ESOP to get a nice pay package when you complete your 10th season.
  4. Pretty ballsy to do multi quote call outs, when you belong to the Biggest Bitches Club of surly posters that were shamed into changing their username. on the most active day this thread will see, I sure do love slogging thru your lazy ass “haha your were wrong” posts like so much knee high horseshit. Next time screenshot old posts you are obsessively ruminating on and DM directly to your nemesis with a pithy gif and save us all the trouble.
  5. "Yes there are dozens of young boy corpses in my subfloor/basement, but I didn't diddle them until AFTER they were dead so I aint gay! The preferred term is actually 'Post-mortem Pedophile'".
  6. So much SDE oozing out of this post.
  7. What does Napier need next year to stick around? 10 wins? CFP appearance?
  8. Hutton seen as a swapout for Mills, or would he be a PWO here as well?
  9. Fuck him then. Certainly hope he doesn't find himself staring blankly into the void while he waits in line at wings n' more mizzou version of sad wing place for a sad chicken sandwich covered in farmermizzou "show me" jizz. Put him on the hit list for the Texas o-line, and remind him of the dumbfuck decision he made.
  10. OH LAWD TERRY!🤘🤘🤘
  11. I was walking along the waterfront on way back to my hotel in Boston on a work trip, and I swear to Christ, a group of these fuckers bowed up to me, mean mugged, then gaggled in a way that felt derisive and insulting as I rerouted and walked away from them. They just exude mean/I will immediately go into beserker mode energy at all times.
  12. Thank you for pushing this discussion forward. Your contributions, while moronic and misguided at best, are valued as an ingredient in the great surly stew/melting pot
  13. His fucking irish, Ted Kennedy cheeks were just so perfect for Notre Dame. And he fucked it all up by not having that little pissant microsoft word paperclip cunt proofread his resume. sad.
  14. It's a hatband that uses a really good skin care routine, has form fitting and stylish clothes, and is in a long term loving relationship with its partner, Carl.
  15. Kirkland Shrek is likely going through a lot the last several days. We need to give compassion and understanding, as he wraps his mongoloid brain around what Texas is going to do in the SEC.
  16. They should have to use a solid gold bat. If they hit a HR, everyone in the stadium gets a gold ingot.
  17. understood. Im just posting at my normal "monday back from holiday should be working but want to die" rhythms.
  18. You only say that bc you are a right winger and like to drink babies blood! Clouds aren't gonna yell at themselves. Sometimes these old coots yell at the weatherman, or their decrepit husk of a wife, or at the newspaper, or into the void as they grapple with a lifetime of shattered dreams and unrequited love. This place is his clouds. Fuck you clouds!
  19. It’s nice having a coach that a) isn’t a disgraceful sloppy fat tub of shit and b) knows how to comport himself on the sidelines/with the refs/with players that make a mistake (looking at you Brian Kelly). aggy deserves that fucking clown. Perfectly representative of their lazy, mouth agape, chud culture.
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