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hookemATL

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Everything posted by hookemATL

  1. When in doubt, root for the school with the hottest coeds.
  2. Perception is reality. Depth is depth. Kelly is a kunt.
  3. This is what Harry Potter says when he orgasms.
  4. Buccees is fine, but I definitely associate it with pissing and shitting. So it having an aggy founder makes perfect sense.
  5. 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
  6. CATS AND DOGS, living together!
  7. Agreed. These are dangerously retarded individuals. *NOT intended to be motto worthy*
  8. Wonder if her name is "Peg" and he just wasn't ready to get anally annihilated by Texas twice in a week.
  9. Sounds like your tits are leaking. Maybe a thicker undershirt.
  10. Nice set of starter bitchtits. Give it a few years and he’ll have an impressive rack of Heupels/Elkos. fuck ou
  11. “Yeah sorry you need to get the trash cans in faster. We have to write you a citation”
  12. I’m sure Those dogs welcomed the sweet embrace of death after living their lives tethered to spittlelipped trash goblins that seem to make weird fucking whoop noises and do herky jerky “yells” all the time.
  13. Get your bachelors degree get your masters get another bachelors degree get another masters GET. ANOTHER. BACHELORS. DEGREE. get fully vested in the OSU ESOP to get a nice pay package when you complete your 10th season.
  14. Pretty ballsy to do multi quote call outs, when you belong to the Biggest Bitches Club of surly posters that were shamed into changing their username. on the most active day this thread will see, I sure do love slogging thru your lazy ass “haha your were wrong” posts like so much knee high horseshit. Next time screenshot old posts you are obsessively ruminating on and DM directly to your nemesis with a pithy gif and save us all the trouble.
  15. "Yes there are dozens of young boy corpses in my subfloor/basement, but I didn't diddle them until AFTER they were dead so I aint gay! The preferred term is actually 'Post-mortem Pedophile'".
  16. So much SDE oozing out of this post.
  17. What does Napier need next year to stick around? 10 wins? CFP appearance?
  18. Hutton seen as a swapout for Mills, or would he be a PWO here as well?
  19. Fuck him then. Certainly hope he doesn't find himself staring blankly into the void while he waits in line at wings n' more mizzou version of sad wing place for a sad chicken sandwich covered in farmermizzou "show me" jizz. Put him on the hit list for the Texas o-line, and remind him of the dumbfuck decision he made.
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