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hookemATL

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  1. blech. This is what they tried to feed the prisoners at Auschwitz. When asked why they would choose to starve instead of eating, they said "Chili's southwestern eggrolls? Jew gotta be fucking kidding me"
  2. Thread length smack? That's more bitchass than rep smack.
  3. Yes they still have the kids menu, and yes we will get you a dessert, and yes you can watch your tablet while mommy and I send dank memes to each other on our phones.
  4. Congrats! What a perfect little dude. ❤️ Thanks for sharing, truly. Really helped me feel good after a shitty start to the day!🤘 Babies are magic.
  5. watery tomato juice with no spice. the chips are fine, but the bagged sea salt HEB version is superior. The burger (and the chicken buffalo ranch i guess) is/are the only constant that has withstood the test of time. All other previously decent things about Chili's have fallen victim to the enshittification principle.
  6. Just because I blast my shits in the clean toilets, stuff my face with wall candy, and buy my seasons worth of deer corn and southern kitsch DOES NOT mean I vote for that orange pusspumpkin.
  7. “Read my lips: dat. asssssssssssss.”
  8. I can attest to this. I was witness to my grandpa calling a meals on wheels nurse/volunteer (who was a nice black lady) a sexy “n-word”. Tbf he was racist before the dementia gave him jungle fever.
  9. Pics of butt pussy? I’ll Venmo you.
  10. Yall are fucking weird with that IPIHB shit. why can’t you just jerkoff at the rec center while watching GILFs play pickleball like a normal human man?
  11. Yep. As if personal tragedy excuses being an awful human being. I get that people process grief differently, but being a low-effort/IQ internet troll and cycling through dozens of sock accounts in an effort to pester a group or reprobate/immoral/Godless dickbutts is certainly an interesting choice.
  12. “Bro that dab hit too hard, bro.”
  13. Cool story. Here is your tough guy medal.
  14. The Substance was really really good body horror. OH wow. Demi Moore is a fucking legend. I hope she does some more horror.
  15. I have that bag of drugs for you, I will drive by and toss it to you in line. That's my polling place. Usually very quick.
  16. Im closeby and just tore off the sleeves of my button up. Ready to vote and do battle (like Westside Story battle with dancing and songs, not fisticuffs my back hurts).
  17. I’m finished with holding back in any way. If someone gets the slightest bit sideways with me while I’m voting, they are getting the STERNESTLY written letter of all time. and maybe a gaping head wound.
  18. As a delegate of the HCC (Honky Cracker Coalition), can you please 1) describe this term and 2) notate if this term is to be used only by the black community?
  19. “How does the ass take the carat?”
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