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hookemATL

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Everything posted by hookemATL

  1. The Substance was really really good body horror. OH wow. Demi Moore is a fucking legend. I hope she does some more horror.
  2. I have that bag of drugs for you, I will drive by and toss it to you in line. That's my polling place. Usually very quick.
  3. Im closeby and just tore off the sleeves of my button up. Ready to vote and do battle (like Westside Story battle with dancing and songs, not fisticuffs my back hurts).
  4. I’m finished with holding back in any way. If someone gets the slightest bit sideways with me while I’m voting, they are getting the STERNESTLY written letter of all time. and maybe a gaping head wound.
  5. As a delegate of the HCC (Honky Cracker Coalition), can you please 1) describe this term and 2) notate if this term is to be used only by the black community?
  6. “How does the ass take the carat?”
  7. Do the gays have voting flair yall wear during election season?
  8. I borrow $1500 from you ONCE for a diamond studded buttplug and I never hear the fucking end of it. I feel attacked.
  9. Beamer just fucking with them
  10. Hey Arnold! You. Suck. Deer. Clits.
  11. I was told by doctors that my penis would never fit inside of a normal female vagina. Devastating. But I did not give up, and with some prayers, industrial lubricant, and heavy sedatives, I was able to meet South Austin’s mom and make both of our dreams come true
  12. 🤘I understand entirely how you feel. This used to be my literal job, and I still work in events. Just know that we all appreciate your efforts, and all that matters is folks will be having a blast in just a few short hours.
  13. You popped off about bonds injury without even knowing that he was essentially good to go all week, so clearly you are not fully informed. The implication Ewers was the cause of Bonds injury proves further your lack of mental acuity and basic reasoning skills. But it’s all good man. There’s lots of water headed mongoloids out there enjoying life and watching the pretty footy ball pictures on the tv. Lots of em post here! And we will take all the fans we can get buddy.
  14. Your post reeked of vaginitis, directly ripping the starting QB and talking shit that doesn’t apply. CONTEXT fuckboi
  15. You are a fat, whiney, sloppy ass pussy. Have some fucking self respect.
  16. Take a break from the board/football maybe. See if you can find Pepe Silvia instead.
  17. Lolz what an absolute farce. Even with the fucking body cams now they cannot keep themselves from fascist-ing all over the place. here’s hoping they knock on the wrong door one day and get some rock salt to the face for their troubles. FAC
  18. Night night
  19. I think we see: Blue "redemption" with a clutch play/long run Wingo's biggest game as a Horn Colin Simmons defensive score OR Barron pick-6
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