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hookemATL

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  1. Lol holy fuck this exact thing happened as well master race my asssssssss
  2. Csb on honeymoon in St Lucia, we stayed at a small resort. One of the few other guests staying during our stay was a German family. The father was clearly an avid consumer of sausage/schnitzel/good German beer, as he had a proud round gut and the requisite girth to go along with it. Lacking the normal level of public scrutiny/shame, dude ROCKED the smallest speedo allowable by international law. It was quite the sight. Later on during a trip to a wonderful botanical gardens, the German father and his son diligently both photographed and videotaped almost each and every individual flower.
  3. Kim Mulkey is a stupid cunt. Eat shit you nasty bitch. 🤘
  4. Love Marvin’s version. Only rendition that it’s acceptable to fuck to.
  5. Except for this
  6. I have not removed my hat, faced the flag, or put my hand on my heart for the anthem in close to a decade. also Canada’s anthem blows ours out of the water.
  7. Surely these dweebs can be lured/catfished into an encounter wherein they have an “accident” and end up as bloated floaters in the Chesapeake?
  8. God forbid people have the nerve to exist as themselves. Infuriated and heartbroken doesn’t even begin to describe how this makes me feel.
  9. Yep. That’s what my playing partner and I got sloshed on while winning the Epic Fail Trophy for finishing last place at the Inaugural Shaggybevo (RIP) Open at Mo Willy, circa….fuck I can’t even remember. I only really recall getting cart stuck in mud and my buddy form tackling me on the 18th green. for you old timers, I believe Snow Dog was one of our foursome.
  10. Only saving grace was I was able to take it down myself, and didn’t have to give in to the circling band of jackals trying to quote me $2k to take down a tree. Didn’t even destroy my house in the process (don’t mind that dented gutter, it was totally already there).
  11. I still mourn the Lacebark Elm I lost after the storm in ‘21. It now lives on as Stumpbush, proud but diminished.
  12. What about all the alcoholics!?!? not referring to me. I don’t have a problem. I dont. I really don’t
  13. Greece. They are going to cover the world in baklava and feta cheese, and I am cool with that.
  14. "Im gonna take these resignations offers coming from the Trump Administration at FACE value" The face:
  15. 🤘peace and love dude. Hope your brother gets better soon, that sounds awful. We will always be here talking heaps of shit to one another, so come back when you’re ready
  16. This. she’s a batshit stupid fucking cunt, but the actual odds she’s been SA’ed are quite high. deeply ingrained rape culture out front shoulda told you
  17. All of my drugs I brought from other states:
  18. Fucking bullshit. It’s supposed to be catch and release only over there.
  19. I hate to semen doing things like this. Smdh
  20. Guy is in a load(s) of trouble.
  21. One inch + in Cedar Park/78613. Really enjoying cleaning my dogs paws each time she has to piss/shit bc the mud is just soooooooo mesmerizing to her.
  22. "Trump shoots course record 56 at Doral in morning, solves critical funding crisis in afternoon. All is well. All is well."
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