Everything posted by po elvis
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Spring Football starts today
We shouldnt have lost any lost year yet we lost three. All depends on Herman improving his gameday chops.
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How would you like to pass away
I want to be shot up into space in a small space capsule. My last years would be just floating away from earth in space. Plenty of food and water and morphine.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
if you want piece of shits with no moral compass on your time.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
fuck that pos.
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2019 Poker run gooder or die thread
anyone playing the $250k guarantee this weekend? they have been having day ones in Austin, Houston, and SA. Day 2 is Sunday in SA. the estimate now is $400k, probably go higher. https://www.socialcardclubsoftexas.org/2019tpcs1/
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Billionaire dies during penis enlargement procedure
Someone forgot to tell him that as a billionaire his penis size doesn't matter. Especially at the age of 65.
- UTRGV @ Texas
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Lil’Jordan Humphrey
Keenan was recovering from a knee injury when he ran at the combine though.
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The GooPunch food pr0n thread
whatever happened to Durkee?
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2019 NFL Combine thread: Boyd, Davis, LJH, Omenihu, and Gary Johnson receive invites
One visit to Mack Brown's women's football clinic 18 years ago doesn't qualify one to talk about football stuff.
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Best Diners in Texas
jim's is f'in horrible.
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For the experts on the board
Exactly what are the things that it takes to be the greatest country on earth? and which country would that be?
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San Antonio for Spring Break
you must not play poker.
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Lil’Jordan Humphrey
the bright side is that a guy with that speed can dominate in our offense.
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VAPA Knocks Down Cyberstalking Law in Federal Court!
i would replace Derka with Grendel.
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2019 WR Jake Smith
half credit for what?
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Bob Kraft Arrested in Sex Sting
I believe in one of the articles early on said law enforcement secretly placed cameras in the rooms...??? yeah the only thing that makes sense is they placed cameras inside the rooms and did some kind of surveillance from the outside of license plates of the customers to be able to identify them. sure they could probably identify Kraft just from the inside video, but your average joe would have to be identified in a way other than just a videotape of them naked.
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Bob Kraft Arrested in Sex Sting
he probably just wanted a good massage with a release at the end. this arrest will make no difference in his life.
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Michelin Starred Restaurant in Spain Serves... Death?
seems like the risk/reward of eating a mushroom that could kill you if not cooked properly is a little out of whack.
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DNA tracking through commercial services
another cold case solved using genealogical DNA test. https://www.yahoo.com/news/colorado-man-arrested-girls-1973-killing-california-184706215.html not a bad purpose for these tests. i imagine everybody that has got away for decades with killing somebody like this is nervous as hell.
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Colin Kaepernick & NFL Reach Settlement
so protest that one cop.
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corporate america: we had a record 2018, so we're cutting 8% of the workforce
the market.
- Vince arrested DWI
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Players You Thought Were Wasted Talent/Surfire Stars on the 40 Acres
that wasn't his lower leg.
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It appears Clemson players have been juicing like hell
Georgia...at least they proved they aren't juicing.