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Doc Holliday

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  1. There's a lot of opportunity for DBU to shine in this game. I'll take our chances with Mattress Firm duo #tothematts and our whole backfield having a big game
  2. Screw wearing kitchen supplies. I decided to blow my mind out with multiple self-inflicted concussions and some electroshock therapy. Pro-Tip: metal kabob prongs work best in light sockets. Connect to each nipple, septum, and ear lobes for maximum effect. Side effects may include erections that last for more than 4 hours. Call your doctor if this happens.
  3. So I bought a pallet of water in bottles and am now boiling it. Am I doing this right?
  4. when I was 18 I was hanging at my buddies house with my crew of friends. we were all in his room being stupid and his phone rings and I see it's my home phone number. my mom says she's kicking me out of the house. after the call, I tell them what happened, and he's like dude, that phone hasn't worked in over a year. so coincidence?
  5. Someone should post a sign that says free Werner Paddle at the RR2900 Bridge.
  6. Those kayakers are going to need some sammiches after this.
  7. Rudy was amazing in that one movie. Get a picture of your mom's vagina and show it to arbys management while screaming I HAVE THE MEATS NOW bitches!
  8. I think they should start naming it RRR because that makes sense (and alliteration )
  9. Weren't they both on Alex Jones?
  10. I'll take two for the team and not gonna pay that price point. 😉
  11. or he knows his audience and his audience is dumb AF?
  12. bb u show bobs an vagene pls I haz money show bobs so bb
  13. and to think, data scientists are JUST NOW learning how to do trend analysis on large swaths of data. #snicker
  14. Lol. Yes, dating sites like bumble/tinder required you to have FB a couple years ago, Instagram, spotify, pandora, and shit, even google let you integrate with FB. FB is but a mere cog in the wheel of 1984 fortune though.
  15. So what's new? A technology platform that carries data/information that is worth billions got hacked? Over the past 4 years well over 100 million citizens of the USA have had their information stolen, given away (plausible deniability is always an option...we got hacked?!), or sold to some nefarious actor - I'm thinking Malkovich would be a solid bad guy actor here, and well, what are you going to do? Nothing. That is right. You'll keep posting your information and you'll keep doing it with a smile. Thank you, Zuck Zombie
  16. Work 100% remote and wear a ball cap for video conferences unless you're with a client. then top half is dressed up.
  17. When I die my gravestone should say: Oppositional Defiance: I did it my way, you fool. -Fuck You.
  18. Yes to it all! #drinktheApplekoolaid
  19. They know I prefer a specific peanut butter brand. Please for the love of god get it right because jiffy and the like are crap.
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