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ztejas

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  1. Wait do I like Helo now. You're actually fucking retarded.
  2. Bro shut the fuck up you literally just demeaned a sweet-sixteen like it isn't a big deal at Texas then your next post is "OBVIOUSLY THAT'S A HUGE ACCOMPLISHMENT YOU MORON" Go sit on the bench for a minute.
  3. What have you done with Helo. Is he in a closet somewhere? We need answers.
  4. This might blow your mind but you can mix all of these in one glass.
  5. Bro I'm sorry your world is collapsing in front of you but you're getting owned by Helo at this point. Take it easy, man. I like you - in fact most of us like you - try and relax and take care of yourself. I know you're in poor health, but getting into these endless shouting matches on Surly isn't helping that. I'm rooting for you man - we've been cool for a long time now. I think you're a solid dude and I think you have a solid mind on you. We all have our own demons - as I'm telling you this I may or may not need to go into residential treatment for alcoholism. That's a battle I'm fighting. I think what we can all agree on is that we're Texas fans and we want Texas to win. The minutiae and happenings of the past should be brushed away. Terry is the guy right now, he has these guys playing well and we have a legitimate chance of upsetting a 2 seed and making the 2nd weekend for the 2nd straight season. Let's go Horns. Hook 'em. Love you Derk.
  6. Pretty small sample size buoyed by one very deep run. We all thought Shaka was the guy, too. You're also acting like Terry wasn't on that staff.
  7. This is what's so insane about this entire thing to me. People act like Beard with that squad was a lock to make the title game. Beard loses our 2nd tourney game with those guys for all we know.
  8. Fair enough. I'll chill out. Sorry @Hondo
  9. Seager makes my pee pee feel funny.
  10. Derka after RT beats Barnes to make the SS tonight. m2-res_240p.mp4
  11. The issue with this Texas team is not hitting. I don't give a shit how bad you think each individual's plate approach is. These guys can put up runs and they have all season. The major issue - and the canary in the coal mine for DP not doing his job - is that they can't play D worth a shit. The Baylor player that scored the winning run should have been out twice. Whoever was playing short (I think? Or maybe it was the 3B) had a fairly routine play to make and didn't make it. Then JT fucked up a fairly easy DP ball. College hitters aren't going to have perfect discipline. They aren't going to be nails at the plate every single at bat. What college hitters can do is consistently field well and play disciplined defense. The fielding directly contributed to Baylor winning in extras. You aren't going to hit well every game. You aren't going to pitch well every game. You can play elite defense every game and Texas isn't doing that. Maybe remove your head from your own ass before posting more.
  12. ztejas

    Terry 4ever

    I'm ass-fucking-hammered right now but it's time we start believing. Let's go make another sweet sixteen you fucking cocksuckers.
  13. Texas has historically won games with 3 runs or less all the fucking time. Even within the past 5 years. When defensive miscues let a 3-2 or 4-2 win turn into a 3-4 loss then, yes, the defense is just as much of an issue. I know you're Pete Rose but some of this is just basic game theory.
  14. I'm not worried about the players - this is Texas baseball - you build it the players will come. You need the right guy in charge. I've defended DP in the past and been patient in previous seasons but the fact that these guys can't field a fucking ground ball is sort of unacceptable. This job is too big for shit like that.
  15. Also - you aren't allowed to do that because Pierce finished 3rd one year in Omaha. You're only allowed to call for the firing of successful black basketball coaches that have more tournament wins since taking over than the program had in the preceding 13 seasons combined.
  16. Agree with this 1000%. We've looked poorly coached all season and really have little excuse to lose "on purpose". Couple it with the fact that our draft magic isn't what it used to be - and you damn well know that Pop is the final authority on picks - and it's time. Dude's a fucking legend and has an argument for the greatest coach in the history of the sport. Write him a check for $50 million, nudge him out the door, build the statue and let's reload.
  17. Just trust me on this one. He'll wind up having by far the 2nd best career of anyone on this year's roster. Hopefully playing next to Wemby and fucking shit up. He checks off every intangible box and has shown extremely promising improvement already from year 1 to year 2. His FG% was actually higher last season but he went from 25% to 33% from 3 (which is fucking massive) and from 70% to 77% at the line. His per-minute boards and dimes both went up this season despite the addition of Wemby. I watched him the other night - in person - piss Jamaal Murray the fuck off by picking him up 2/3 of the way down the court every possession with the Nuggets up double-digits in the waning minutes of the 4th quarter. He's an absolute dog. He needs to work on being more consistent and making smarter plays but he's a serious, serious talent. I thought that when we drafted him. I thought that last season, and more than ever I believe it now. He and Wemby need to be the cornerstone of the next 10 years of this franchise.
  18. And by "chickens" you mean "barely legal Vietnamese prostitutes"
  19. We might be shitty enough this season to get him canned going into the SEC.
  20. I mean I think the dicktastic fielding had just as much to do with it.
  21. That's a generous ruling to not give an E there.
  22. Hey have I commented this season yet that these guys can't fucking play defense? You mom's snatch still hits the spot.
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