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ztejas

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Everything posted by ztejas

  1. It's okay bro they're just nervous! They just need more playing time and more money!
  2. Negged for being a dipshit.
  3. I don't know which member of this broadcast crew is the biggest retard but frankly it's as compelling a contest as the actual football being played.
  4. Fire Robertson and Campbell into the fucking sun. Some of these receivers can join them.
  5. You could go get a couple kids from Westlake or Lake Travis and they'd catch the hall better than this.
  6. We've controlled this outside of the Niblett fumble.
  7. Simmons playing like he got snubbed for a bunch of awards.
  8. We don't need this many flags in a bowl game, refs. Jfc.
  9. I'm not your little bro you fucking dipshit. If he's nervous maybe get him a blanky and his apple juice and he can give back the money he's making. WRs grow on trees.
  10. That's the lamest fucking excuse ever. This is Texas - dude needs to be ready to play. If he needs snaps to not drop the fucking ball then he can go play for UNT.
  11. This is why you don't get snaps McCutchen. Fucking bum ass WR corps.
  12. All these bums on the OL need to graduate and leave.
  13. What a great fucking play call.
  14. If it was Sark giving the blowjob then probably because I bet he would do a terrible job just like he does with his family and as a play caller and in general as a human being. /Surly
  15. D looks pretty fucking good. Face mask was unfortunate.
  16. We really need a tight end that can make a move in open space.
  17. This color guy is a fucking chode.
  18. The scene with his dad wrecked me the second time around.
  19. Just rewatched for the first time after seeing it in theaters. This is one of the best superhero movies ever made. I guess I wish more people understood it. This is easily in my top-tier ever with stuff like the first Iron Man. YMMV.
  20. Sheeeeeeeeit.
  21. Stumbled across this on YT. This is fucking awesome - especially if you aren't a big NBA follower.
  22. Then go make a bunch of money on it, Einstein. A bunch of fucking bitches in here.
  23. I mean we're favored by a full fucking TD.
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