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Gaffords

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  1. The Big 12 is going to fuck themselves by being a little bitch and not wanting to let go of the coattails. One last payday... When the contract expires, UT and OU will walk out with a "see ya later". "Yep, you got it... In court. Sue us bitches". It will get tied up in court until the Big 12 comes unraveled. Which will start when they see that first check without coattails to ride.
  2. As much as SEC fans have heard "tu" over the past decade, I'm sure sure they will go out of their way and call us UT just to get those aggy tears to flow.
  3. The good old SWC years. Just about every team in the SWC spent half each practice session on their weekly opponent and the second half preparing for Texas leading up to that game. Beating the Longhorns was what their season was all about and nothing else, outside of the once every decade or two where they had something of a decent year... Kinda sad when you look at almost all the rampant cheating going on in the SWC was done with beating Texas in mind. But for the most part, failed miserably (LOL @aggy).
  4. I don't think a single one of them have ever seen a (human) vagina in person.
  5. And then covid out... Gotta protect that "L" side. 4 is totally acceptable seeing aggy plays the hardest schedule each year. Now 5? Jimbo is probably pushing his luck there. Or not.
  6. What are you trying to say? The drop in suicide bombers has more to do with engineering/construction failures than actual progress in the middle east?
  7. SEC to the BIG 12. - Let my people go!. Don't make us go full Moses on your ass. -
  8. The whole CIA thing actually makes a lot of sense. When it comes to intelligence, the CIA has a long and distinguished history of massive failure after failure. 1. Korea. Even with China amassed 300,000 plus troops on the border, "there is NO threat of them crossing the border and entering the war". FAIL. 2. Vietnam. "Russia will commit combat units to the war. But the Vietnamese people will rise up against the commie bastards" FAIL Russia supplied weapons and limited advisors who were stationed in North Vietnam mainly helping with air defenses. 3. Cuba, the pigs and the missiles thingy. "Easy target, easy to overthrow. Minimal Russian troops present, limited Russian weaponry present". FAIL Not only had Russia assembled a troop force x10 the size of what we thought, they already had nukes present in Cuba, including battlefield nukes and were authorized to use them of the US committed the bulk of its forces into taking Cuba. It turns out the Missle Crisis was only another round of nukes to be installed in Cuba. They already had nukes ready to go at any time. They were later decommissioned quietly in exchange for ours in Turkey and West Germany, ect... 4. Fall of the Soviet Union. Everything we thought we knew about their weaponry, missle capacity, fighting strength was so wrong in all the worse ways if things ever got real. FAIL 5. 911. FAIL 6. Iraq WMDs. FAIL 7. Afghanistan/Taliban. FAIL That's just the highlights. The failures have been so epic that the CIA can no longer put together bombing target packages. Only so many Red Cross hospitals, aspirin factories, baby bottle factories, ect can be bombed before it becomes obvious that they might be inept at picking where the bombs go. But now, throw a shit ton of money at something and completely assume that fixed the problem, only to be caught off guard when that didn't fix shit... Yeah, they are great at that! CIAggy. Pretty fitting
  9. Just drink the kool-aid baby.
  10. We aren't losing to UTSA. It will be worse than the TT game. It will be funny when we catch 'bama flat and blast them and aggy gets shitholed by them for another 8-4 season.
  11. Something tells me on the reverse side, there are butt flaps with different names.
  12. Especially since they probably used more than their usual bagmen this time. New ones who didn't understand the ins and outs of the NIL any better than the rest of us, so they plan on reporting it properly to the IRS. Jimbo threatening the SEC teams to shut up and stop drawing attention to aggy or aggy would blow up everybody else's recruiting practices, had to draw plenty of unwanted attention from more than just the NCAA. Uncle Sam will want his money and Uncle Sam will get his money.
  13. Has anyone told them they haven't been close to winning one in almost 100 years. So maybe worrying about winning a few NCs suddenly might be jumping the gun like 300 years early.
  14. Those players all incorporated into this scheme. Yum! https://youtu.be/hcO8Neq2yz4 Pluss if we add some of the two back sets from the gogo (Georgia Tech). As long as Ewers is able to play near the level he did in HS, this offense is going to be epic. Personally, I think he will. I remember the first couple of times watching him play. The first time I thought this kid is really good. The second time I was looking forward to seeing him again and kept thinking to myself how much he reminded me of Aikman. From his touch on the long ball to his pocket presence and the way he was willing to step into a throw, knowing he was about to get leveled, and deliver a perfect strike... But he had better legs.
  15. Funniest thing about it, when this blows up in their face and can't compete for all the recruits they want across board and they still haven't won shit, aggy will be the first crying foul and that everybody is cheating and conspiring together to hold aggy down.
  16. I'm sure they've noticed the Penn transgender swimmer thing... Over/Under on how long before aggy women's sports start fielding all transgender teams?
  17. #1 class in the age of portal and NIL deals doesn't mean the same as it would before. aggy already went drunk Saudi Royal buying Jimbo from FSU and several recruiting classes, (this isn't the first) I can't wait to see how much they spend trying to keep this one together for more than a season. It will be glorious once again. Not to mention on top of what they spend to keep this class together next year, there are those fresh recruits to buy next year... Aggy, needing to show the world how they now have as much money as UT by paying Jimbo double and triple more than 97% of the other P5S coaches were making, made salaries skyrocket. Aggy will end up killing recruiting and retention... 5 and 4*s will be expecting NFL money before you know it. We might as well set a cap on it now and anyone busted spending above that, gets the one year death penalty, followed with a two year home field and bowl ban. Loss of all revenue the death year and 50% the next two.
  18. I have a feeling the original plan was for us and OU to finish out the contract (announce the year prior). That way we would avoid exit fees. I can see the timeline getting moved up a year now that aggy tried its damnedest to torpedo the deal. It would probably happen sooner if it wasn't for broke ass sooner... But then again, Texas isn't big on throwing away money outside of bad coaching hires.
  19. That's one way to kill off some unwanted brain cells, I guess.
  20. I agree. This tanking of how the #1 classes have done over their 4 year period is probably a better comparison. If you take out Saban's recent 7 on the list, the win/loss numbers are interesting for most teams. https://www.sportingnews.com/us/ncaa-football/list/best-no-1-recruiting-classes-since-2000-alabama-usc-texas-florida-notre-dame/38f3l91oroxu18abtuexxp87k
  21. Kool-aid. Drink at your own risk. https://youtu.be/ww0dmEG930M
  22. This could be huge... It comes down to how the season goes and how well prepared our QB (Ewers) looks. If there ever was a season for Texas to turn its shit around, this is it. OU with a new staff and a ton of key transfers, plus new staffs at TCU and TT, should make the season a little easier, hopefully. Last year was brutal. The OU loss with its extreme high to the soul crushing low, broke the will of last year's team, or at least that of a few players where we lacked depth. When things are going good, the team was solid. But as soon as there was a hint of adversity, certain players collapsed like a house of cards. This problem started under Herman. There were some losses because of it, not at the ratel we just went through, but there were some notable games Ended up closet than should have, and others came down to the wire. Several players came out of Herman's program mentally weak and instinctively looking for a reason to fold shop. I have a feeling if we had gone on to beat OU in the woodshed we established right out of the gate, the team might've exorcised Turtle Tom's demon and gone on to a respectable first year for the new staff.
  23. Never gets old, and never fails to make me laugh when it shows up in a thread.
  24. For a second there, I thought it was the klan in the photo.
  25. It had to be bad when FSU fans are talking about this shit as FSU was in hunt of the repeat. Unlike OU "fuck Riley" after the fact. FSU fans were perfectly fine with aggy poaching their coach... Well it's definitely now or never time for Jimbo to start producing. 7 of the last 10 #1 classes have won or played for a National championship by the end of, or during their 4 year cycle. But I have a feeling Jimbo has 2 years max to do it in. A playoff spot, or SEC championship appearance is likely enough to buy him more time. It will be interesting to track the greatest class evar!!!! for the next four years. Since 2000, the #1 classes have done well overall, but there have been some lemons... Our #1 went 46-5. NDs #1 class went 29-22. I have a feeling this aggy class will be decent, but not sniff a National Title game or even the playoffs. Not because I'm being bias, (maybe a little) but because too many things have changed and work against aggy. Plus there are still the usual issues aggy must get past. . Jimbo is still an average coach running an outdated offense. Not to mention he is a slimy, shit pile of a human and if aggy 8-4s once again, he will likely bail seasons end, if a.decent opportunity presents itself. He's been there long enough that the stench has got to be setting in on that program. But then again, aggy is about as shitty.as it gets so shit stench doesn't bother them at all. In fact cheating, coverups, bribes, payoffs, payments all smell like sweet sweet winning to them. Then there is the portal... That changes the value of class rankings. Attrition of today's classes is 10x what they were a couple of years ago. So it will be interesting to see how well aggy holds this class together. Teams used the portal to counter strong classes with proven experience in key spots. In fact, several teams used the portal as an extension of recruiting and not just a gap filler. Solid experienced players negates talented but untested ones in most situations on the field. So aggy expecting this class to dominate out of the gate is going to be another typical aggy year. Then there is still the Alabama and now Georgia issue. It isn't like this aggy class is by far a cut above theirs, and those two programs have the depth aggy forgets it lacks. So yeah, this class is poised to really make aggy tears rain.
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