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closetojumping

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  1. “Wulaw could fuck up a good queso. That cannot be topped.” Wulaw: “Hold my queso salsa!” …Wulaw starts a weekly game thread and starts to mid-game anxiety post on <checks notes> Sunday!
  2. Would you okay with Sydney Sweeney sliding into your bed, naked, every night as well? Dude already told you guys to pound sand on an alleged market-resetting offer. Quick, name the most successful and legendary coach to ever coach at Florida. Name another! Now try that with Ole Miss without being able to insert Kiffin’s name in the first or second slot.
  3. Why the fuck would anyone want to post content in a thread this negative? If you’re going to own setting the weekly tone with the game threads, you have a longer way to go than Texas’ offense in terms of improvement. 2025 Game week 3: Oh no, mommy, the bad men have made mistakes on the field and they’re hurting my feelings!
  4. There are a number of posters on their 247 site working actively to rationalize giving Meyer whatever he’d want to come back. Never mind it being a new era and his approach would need major recalibrating and the bag game is no longer an advantage. The rest of his staff is generally unimpressive. The co-DC calling plays, Roberts, is a known buffoon. He’s the most senior guy they might go to if Sun Belt Billy is shitcanned. People have been dismissive of a 2nd Big 12 team making it but I agree with your points. The more irritating discussion to me is around the ACC just being assumed as getting in 2 teams. That league sucks. They should get their title winner and that’s it.
  5. This UCLA/UNLV game is absurd.
  6. Can the bulk of you idiots keep you in-game reactions contained to, you know, the stupid fucking game threads? I’m going to start encouraging neg attacks and reporting you dolts if you don’t. Fuck. It’s like none of you watch any other games. You should try that. Texas was first rate compared to most favorites facing non-FCS teams.
  7. Michigan is pure asshole and I overrated them severely. Mateer is a good mobile QB who has to be spied. It took 2.5 quarters for Martindale to figure that out. OU took care of business tonight but nothing has changed in my outlook regarding their talent or prospects for the season. Moore will be shitcanned from Michigan before 2027. Just a terrible plan for this game and terrible coaching personnel.
  8. K-YOUUUUUUUUU-GEEERRRRRR! He’s probably yelling that and seeing how many times he can spin around in his office chair without touching the floor. That game was hilarious.
  9. At least Wisner doesn’t have something crazy like a fractured throat.
  10. I thought it was just me over the last decade(s) plus.
  11. I've tried to find a gif for the scene that, I think follows that, where Pigvomit says: "You goddamn motherfuckers." I'd like to be able to post that on this site many times a month.
  12. I didn't realize an outfit could be called a "stormtrooper" look if the helmet wasn't white.
  13. You should have reported me to the authorities or something if you couldn’t handle it. Didn’t you already come on here and whine about it?
  14. I've spent a little time watching both OU and Michigan from week 1, more OU than Michigan because I watched that entire hideous game. Figured I'd post thoughts on what this one could look like and see how it holds up. Spoilered for TL; DR people.
  15. I don't know why, but I didn't realize until today that you're one of the many lawyers here.
  16. What is your use of the word "actually" meant to imply here? That setting Williams up to be bracketed on the reg is actually strategically intelligent?
  17. God. Poetic license was murdered by the Internet. The rise of pedantry might actually be the clarion call for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Do you also think it is improbable that a cartel set him up, Gene?
  18. The 247 site wrote a similar article, spoilered below. The comments aren't rationalizing anything, though. My favorite was "Based on his history as HC at OU - every game is the biggest game of his career."
  19. Got it. Thanks. The name is really funny.
  20. I always default to Pappa's, but there are reasons for the Palm. I haven't been to V&A's in over a decade and will never go again. It's a Fertitta joint and it comes with all of the cheap bullshit that that should imply. Pappa's usually has an active environment and the food and drink quality is reliably great. Palm has a veal parm that rivals Piore's in Vegas as the best I've ever had, if you happen to be in to that at a steakhouse. The environment last time I was there was dead, but that was on Memorial Day's evening. B&B Butcher's is near downtown on Washington. They have some unique dishes and maybe the best pork chop dish in town. They're more unique than the ones you asked about, IMO.
  21. I missed it somewhere along the timeline, but what is the story behind the name "El Assico" for the Iowa vs ISU game each year? Is it just because those games are usually so ugly? What's the origin story?
  22. No clue. Sub in "injected a gummy" for the booze part. It's a dumb fucking take to say he wasn't out late and doesn't party. He was arrested after midnight, was he not? Even to college students, after midnight can be considered late night. If getting high isn't some version of partying to the source, the source fucking sucks. It read like gaslighting and they shouldn't have published that nonsense. It's no different than CJ Vogel telling his audience that there was no real issue with Goosby's health pretty much while Goosby was at the hospital undergoing surgery. Nothing wrong with hoping for any of that, but take a look at the CSU box score from last year. SJSU isn't the same team, but there are similarities between the approaches for each offense.
  23. I have been on this spinning rock now for almost 5 decades and sadly today is the first time it hit me that I should be asking for extra sauce on my enchiladas. This post was a fucking epiphany.
  24. I know they pay players for intel, but they have to realize that sometimes those players are pushing an agenda that isn’t accurate, right? The Wardell Mack bit is just fucking idiotic. Was he kidnapped by some evil cartel, injected with enough booze to register as drunk and then put him behind a wheel?
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