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futureman

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  1. just finished this. Greg and Connor are the best… also the look on Kendall’s face and the way he delivered the line “new money. you gotta hold the fresh bills up to the light.” so much other great shit. mattson was a great character. what a show.
  2. you said “texas cuisine” which implies some sort of connection with the state. nothing in that article says anything about texas.
  3. ah, chicago. the home of whataburger.
  4. oh I’m just being a contrarian asshole. the first one was probably real, and then spawned copycats.
  5. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrxUiseNsur/ the video itself isn’t that holy shit. it’s more “holy shit it’s unbelievable how fucking stupid and careless some motherfuckers are.”
  6. after having seen several of these videos, all about the same, I now believe they’re fake.
  7. I think you’re making it more complicated than it has to be. the one that is “closest” is closest.
  8. fuck that. keep what he had and add bacon.
  9. reasonable response from good well-meaning folks.
  10. I have pulled into a whataburger and parked, gotten on the app and ordered in-store pickup, then scrolled surly for 8 minutes before walking in. for highly challenging and complex shit like holding the honey butter it’s best to just use the digital format.
  11. they were doing heart transplants in the 60s.
  12. that picture makes me smile. good for that old guy.
  13. this shit is embarrassing. I assume your dumb ass cooked it up.
  14. firework hand mishap. I believe the first time I saw it was here on surly. reposting to celebrate the 4th.
  15. it’s not outrageous. it’s about 1/6 lb of ground beef, plus ketchup and onions and all the other sloppy joe shit, per sandwich. and there’s probably shitty potato salad and lays potato chips and other garbage involved. some people are gonna eat more than one serving, most probably won’t.
  16. what’s the difference between a circus and a sorority house?
  17. the only reason mccarthy is calling plays is because it’s super bowl or bust this year for that thumb-faced fat fuck and he told jerry he wanted control of the offense if his job is on the line. and you’re right it will be a disaster, but not due to the playcalling. it’ll be a disaster because we have a fucking special needs pile of horseshit taking the snaps.
  18. he is such a useless piece of shit. dan bennett needs to mute his mic outside of late night diamond talk.
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