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Felix

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  1. Get the sleep study. They'll tell you what you need. Helped me a ton.
  2. Lack of relevant knowledge.
  3. That's a pluralization homie.
  4. I haven't actually seen her but she's considerably older than 25 and not single. I can't comment on her tits.
  5. Mexican bus' in the left lane on I35. Seriously, a bus should NEVER be in the left lane. EVER!
  6. Thanks for all the replies. Some very helpful info here.
  7. It's a married woman. I don't know what her hobbies are. Don't know about kids. I believe this is just to be a temporary stopover to get settled into town so they can figure out where they want to live long term. I know it's not a great neighborhood but there are a ton of places within 10-15 minute drive that are fine. The Domain is one I hadn't thought of. I think Mueller area has some stuff. I asked about budget but didn't really get a number. I just avoid that area like the plague so I have no idea what to tell her.
  8. I'm in Austin but live south. One of my team is moving in from out of state and asked me to recommend some apartments within easy driving distance of 183 and I35 area. Middle to upper middle income range. Thanks!
  9. Iconic CFS should be The Broken Spoke. Hills Cafe was for drunks at 3 am.
  10. Yep, I fucked that one up.
  11. All Back Full! All Back full!!!! Damnit!!!!
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  13. This has been debunked. Cat's are actually inter-dimensional beings and cannot exist in the same space as a strapping device.
  14. You, no doubt, crossed paths with my Dad and his friends. I've heard many Pig Stand stories over the years. Doh! Paco beat me to it.
  15. Great tribute. My condolences on your loss. Clearly a great man and a great Longhorn.
  16. I don't have any answers, but shit is bad right now. Lot's of bad decisions being made at the highest levels. I'll just say that some people are going to get their wish and find out the hard way that you get what you pay for.
  17. That's an easy one. Shot a smooth 111 at Lost Pines in Bastrop State Park before it burnt down. I lost count after I hit my 10th tree. I hit random limbs, pine saplings 2 inches in diameter, and plenty of others. After a while it just got kind of funny. Good thing I was drinking.
  18. Felix

    Best Round of Golf

    Best score was a 78 at Bluebonnet Hill. Only hit 3 fairways but hit 14 greens. Irons were dialed in. Hit some crazy recovery shots from some crazy places. Most notably on #6 (I think as I haven't played out there in years) that runs along the back of the property. Yanked my drive into the waste area on the left. My ass was touching the barbed wire fence making the property line and I hit a low cut 5 iron from a sandy lie that somehow tracked in to about 12 feet pin high. That was emblematic of that round. I did go -1 on the par 3s though. If I could putt it probably would have been a 74. Best round was probably an 80 at Morris Williams from the "tips" about 20 years ago. That course is a bitch for my game.
  19. Shit, in that case I'd love to see another season. That time period is fascinating to me.
  20. Delicious Peters is criminally underseeded at a 9.
  21. I loved it. I think it's a stand alone. I don't think they're doing any more seasons. It's based on a novel and I don' t believe there are any squeals.
  22. Felix

    Bidet Meta Threas

    I'm not sure how I lived without one for 45 years.
  23. Suck it. It's allsome!
  24. He lived. Somehow.
  25. My wife had a crew working at the Dell Match Play this weekend. She had to go out Saturday morning to deliver breakfast and snacks for the day. They park in a lot by the 14th green. She does all her shit and gets back to the van. No keys. She has no idea if she left them in the van or dropped them somewhere on the course. Can't risk AAA breaking in because the alarm will go off and she's not sure the keys are in there to turn it off. No spare. Lost it a long time ago. So she has to wait for the golfers to finish 14...4 hours later. Keys in purse. In van. This is at least the 5th time she's had to get rescued by AAA in the last 2 years.
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