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Felix

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  1. My wife had a crew working at the Dell Match Play this weekend. She had to go out Saturday morning to deliver breakfast and snacks for the day. They park in a lot by the 14th green. She does all her shit and gets back to the van. No keys. She has no idea if she left them in the van or dropped them somewhere on the course. Can't risk AAA breaking in because the alarm will go off and she's not sure the keys are in there to turn it off. No spare. Lost it a long time ago. So she has to wait for the golfers to finish 14...4 hours later. Keys in purse. In van. This is at least the 5th time she's had to get rescued by AAA in the last 2 years.
  2. Somebody saw a cockroach on 12.
  3. Last year the stress of anticipation was palpable. This year I can just enjoy the ride.
  4. It's no Shaggy, but it'll have to do.
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