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sidis

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  1. line stolen from the movie syriana.
  2. I always forget (because it is so dumb) that we, as a society shifted from the traditional definition of an alumnus being an actual graduate of an institution to a participation ribbon definition that now includes someone who did a campus tour once. Thanks, Obama. no, he didn’t graduate. He was at Texas from 84-86 and, as his social media betrays, education is not a priority.
  3. 0-0-2 with no goals and 7 conceded goals to start the season.
  4. what an absolute dipshit. 1) he's not an alum. 2) the making fun was done well prior to his daughter going missing. no one is making fun or light of that situation you fucking clown. they are making fun of him for using his minor celebrity to pick up a bullhorn and screaming the stupidest shit imaginable. kind of like your post. 3) you don't actually give a fuck. just made a pathetic effort to act like self-righteous twat in a worthless drive-by post that only a dildo would actually make.
  5. 4th&five is not usually the instigator...shit just happens to him. He is more like if you are going to a concert with him, it is guaranteed that the guy that we end up standing next to likely snuck in his cat and his own guitar and is going to try to play along every song himself in the middle of the crowd while on drunk and on heroin. or if you ever get on a flight and the person in the row in front of you is a guy that puts on an S&M mask reciting some anti-vax screed while they have a banana stuck in their rectum, the person behind you is having a seizure from doing too much cocaine in the plane bathroom, and the person across the aisle has their headphones on but is singing Gimme dat Nut or Blowjob Betty along loud enough for the whole plane to hear while coincidentally finding out in flight that she had previously fucked the three different mormon guys in the row behind her and has a kid with one of them that they don't know about and then they get into a fight where a bunch of racist shit is screamed, i guarantee you that you are sitting next to 4th&five who is just sitting there quietly reading a book with earbuds in. i cannot tell you how many football games i have been to with him when people around us that have nothing to do with us either nearly die at the game or are arrested. whenever i see a "florida man" story, i always try to recall if i have witnessed the fact pattern while in his presence. the bizarre part of it is that he is a completely chill and unassuming guy.
  6. Most people not his site cannot possibly understand the hilarity/irony of this post. if any of you knew 4th&Five personally, you would laugh so hard at this. I genuinely have never anyone who just naturally attracts as many bizarre ass people and divergent/outlier behavior from people more than this fucking guy. If you hang out with him for 30 minutes in public, I guarantee you will see shit from other people that you only thought happened in staged social media videos. The guy is a walking, talking RFK-voter-magnet.
  7. To be clear, not saying he’s blameless or some sort of victim at all. I imagine living with him probably sucked pretty bad. That said, it was going on for a while and the other marriage broke up too (with its own kids) and she ended up marrying him…and wrecking that family in the process (and causing me some indirect but mild annoyance due to some kid relationships).
  8. Not against Cal State Fullerton in 2004. Fucking damnit. Other than Drew Stubbs, no one was more responsible for that shitshow of a final series.
  9. No disagreement. I’m just saying that since then, he’s really gone public with his stupidity in a very toxic way. He’s clearly in a dark place if you look at his twitter. He responds to practically every single thing anyone says to him with childish horseshit in thousands of very cringey responses to each and every reply…even obvious bots. But yeah, if you just consider his three sons’ names, it is clear he’s always been a dumbfuck. I’m just saying I think his very deep seated anger/rage that drips from his every post is partially fueled by the humiliation of finding out that your wife has been fucking your best friend on all of your vacations for years right under your nose (and then left you to marry him) has to embitter someone in a unique way. Like I said, very disappointing since 2002 was the first major championship that a lot of us experienced as Texas fans but it is what it is. Dumbshits gonna dumbshit. I’m still had fun in June 2002. i couldn’t give two fucks about swindell. I was 3 when he was pitching and he seems like a complete and utter dipshit just like most baseball players.
  10. jordan's is primarily just jesus freak stuff. huston's is extraordinarily toxic and hateful maga/qanon shit. ever since his dad died and his wife fucked around on him and left him for one of his best friends, he totally lost his fucking mind. super disappointing.
  11. Are those quaking aspens in your driveway? Are those prevalent in your part of Alaska?
  12. are you sure that is not remy martinez?
  13. anyone know romeo rose'd mailing address? Worth the $20.
  14. turning 65 makes one eligible for an "OA" exemption which effectively freezes the total obligation. it is a well-intentioned part of the property tax code so that grandmothers don't have to be kicked out of their homes because they can't afford the property taxes. like anything, clever people routinely abuse it. there are lots of westlakers, lost creekers, etc... that have houses in their parents' name, etc... timely topic though as i just filed my arbitration with the comptroller's office.
  15. i would like to know who...based on that image...is paying only $1,969 in property taxes anywhere near central texas in 2025. that may be the stupidest thing i have seen in my life.
  16. incredible, thanks for posting. our days were very different.
  17. spoon method is best but don't beat yourself up, there is no perfect solution that works for every egg. you're just boiling them really slow. not going to make a difference vis-a-vis peeling a boiled egg. it really doesn't matter but it is all about practice. practice practice practice. and a properly sharpened knife. sure you can. you just need to take a dose of south austin and celery man's deliberate mis en place routine. baking is 90% about preparation and measurement. more science, less art. and becoming extremely familiar with the unique idiosyncracies of your oven relative to standard recipes. your oil is 15-30 degrees too hot regardless of following your thermometer. dial it down and add just a bit more time. also make sure to get your chicken to room temp before doing all the dredging, etc... easiest thing in all of cooking. the cow did all the hard work for you. 100% no need to flip. follow the thomas keller approach for fool-proof perfect omelette every time. whisk them smoooth, butter the dish, low heat, let it just sit until the edges are starting to rise, put it in the oven at 250-275 for 4 minutes. pull it out, throw all your shit inside, do a three-way fold inside the pan using a fish spatula, slide it out on to the plate. lots of variables at play here that may be leading to less than desirable results for you but one thing that a lot of people don't do with the kitchenaid attachment is run it through the biggest size a few times and then fold and do it again to get everything nice and consistent before working your way down slowly in size. also, you don't have to do it all at once. people tend to just run it through the most open setting once and then try to rush to get it down.
  18. 100 fucking percent. i acknowledge that i am a very mediocre guitarist for sure but it is always wild how much i feel like i'm grooving it with just an open mic running. stop and play back the part i liked. delete.
  19. chelsea has spent more in the transfer market since may 2022 than everton has since its inception in 1878 and they have finished 12th and 6th. that's a little bit bonkers.
  20. sounds like a good title for your next track.
  21. years spent on this website made bernard quite surly.
  22. that is its own song called "sirius." eye in the sky is the next track.
  23. i have never watched this but all the talk of t&a on here has my interest piqued.
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