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  1. Is it really a double entendre if the single entendre didn’t make sense? Those boomer sexual identity jokes though……man, do they deliver.
  2. “We have some very smart people at our school”
  3. Excellent looking naoch. Got me thinking about making some tonight
  4. Yeah but that was in the bdf ya durn sip. And they played bama but everyone knows bama isn’t good until week 3 ya durn sip.
  5. Be me. Sheltered anglo 17 year old male working his first job after school at H-E-B in small town Texas. As a bagger, I’m told I have to go clean bathrooms right before close at 2300. I go yelling for my manager to ask why there’s shitty toilet paper in the wide open metal trash can next to the toilet. Big culture shock at that moment.
  6. But what was in the buccees bag?
  7. It was wild that he controlled that much of the sprint for so long and then boxed by the end. And for that matter, any time we talk about drs trains, it involves him. Is that good or bad?
  8. Time for Lance to go be ambassador of AM snack stand facilities or something. They can put bigger bumpers and collision avoidance alarms on his handtruck so he doesn’t get in a collision in the chicane between guest bathrooms and 2nd floor HR operations.
  9. As a kid growing up in that era and in that era, golden eye and sixth sense. As a kid that grew up in that era as now in his 40s, saving private ryan. Play golden eye with the kids tomorrow because it’s late dammit.
  10. Only if tonight in the pit, everyone gets laid
  11. I can top that. Senior in HS. Our civics class was taking a field trip to the bush museum. It was the day the bonfire collapsed. Fucking idoits.
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