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deft

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  1. “Ohmergerd it’s the lerds supper how dare u, y everyone hate christuns, wut we du so bad?”
  2. How many cartons a day do you think she smokes?
  3. Dat inter.mx money do…..
  4. Every time lulu won, it looked like he had his buttplug turned up to 11.
  5. If sainz is driving a Williams shitbox to start next season and checo is still rbr driver # 2, there is no god.
  6. Just go all jackson pollock neon jizz drizzle. But with blacklighting underneath, you know, for classiness.
  7. The only gripe for those chips are that there are so many crumbs. Seems to be a lot of waste in the bottom of the bag. You’ve really got to be a regular in the “hey steel shank” cooking thread to be able to adequately utilize the entire bag.
  8. Noice
  9. Yeah I’m sure all of the coverage alpine doesn’t get during the race will really show off the change of livery. Only exception to that is Ocon binning into the wall or Gasley in which case you wouldn’t be able to tell what the fuck the paint looked like anyways
  10. Nooooo, if we put that on a shirt it would send the wrong message and hurt peoples feelings.
  11. I am. But $7 for a fucking quart of ice cream at the grocery store, not Amy’s, is ridiculous.
  12. lol did you see them trying to make sausage
  13. That shits expensive
  14. Fuck it. I can’t shit on any of the worst drivers. That’s complicated as shit.
  15. Moose out front shoulda told ya
  16. Since they only had 8 hours for the brisket, wouldn’t it be prudent to separate the point and flat and cook them separately? Still hot and fast but then give a good rest period after they probe right so that the juices redistribute (obviously you’ve pulled the flat earlier than the point)? That’s what I was telling my wife as we were watching it.
  17. Somebody post picture of it and highlight the sections.
  18. Woah, two mornings in a row? Not a good look
  19. 23 I think but just because I never needed an aol address.
  20. Since they can pick a naming convention that makes sense to an outsider, how do I find that shirt?
  21. You don’t buy your weed from jack nicholson?
  22. I thought the wage issues were down at the border locations and what I presume is a factory do making the tamales and not at the restaurant her in satx
  23. Do they just keep making the sole look bigger on purpose?
  24. Schumacher kicks lulus ass all day son, all day.
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