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deft

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  1. Ballpark nachos with a shitload of poorly strained jalapeños
  2. They look like the pink cookies from school, but with snickerdoodle mix on em. Edit: fuck, thatd be good
  3. I know I would have Edit: sorry, with or without clothes dgaf just punching
  4. So like an OF alpine livery or a gasley OF?
  5. Marko always be stirring shit tho. Probably just chugging schnapps in the back with Jos and coming up with crazy shit like, “yeah we’re gonna create experimental farm team”. Fuck both of their conniving asses.
  6. “Ohmergerd it’s the lerds supper how dare u, y everyone hate christuns, wut we du so bad?”
  7. How many cartons a day do you think she smokes?
  8. Dat inter.mx money do…..
  9. Every time lulu won, it looked like he had his buttplug turned up to 11.
  10. If sainz is driving a Williams shitbox to start next season and checo is still rbr driver # 2, there is no god.
  11. Just go all jackson pollock neon jizz drizzle. But with blacklighting underneath, you know, for classiness.
  12. The only gripe for those chips are that there are so many crumbs. Seems to be a lot of waste in the bottom of the bag. You’ve really got to be a regular in the “hey steel shank” cooking thread to be able to adequately utilize the entire bag.
  13. Noice
  14. Yeah I’m sure all of the coverage alpine doesn’t get during the race will really show off the change of livery. Only exception to that is Ocon binning into the wall or Gasley in which case you wouldn’t be able to tell what the fuck the paint looked like anyways
  15. Nooooo, if we put that on a shirt it would send the wrong message and hurt peoples feelings.
  16. I am. But $7 for a fucking quart of ice cream at the grocery store, not Amy’s, is ridiculous.
  17. lol did you see them trying to make sausage
  18. That shits expensive
  19. Fuck it. I can’t shit on any of the worst drivers. That’s complicated as shit.
  20. Moose out front shoulda told ya
  21. Since they only had 8 hours for the brisket, wouldn’t it be prudent to separate the point and flat and cook them separately? Still hot and fast but then give a good rest period after they probe right so that the juices redistribute (obviously you’ve pulled the flat earlier than the point)? That’s what I was telling my wife as we were watching it.
  22. Somebody post picture of it and highlight the sections.
  23. Woah, two mornings in a row? Not a good look
  24. 23 I think but just because I never needed an aol address.
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