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Paco

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  1. Goddamnit. Truffle fucking fries.
  2. I eyeballed the fuck out of it. I had a square going on the end of the tank, so it was a matter of projecting vertical lines down the end, which was still janky as hell. I'll try to find some pictures of the layout.
  3. I'm not gonna nitpick your restaurant list, because it's your opinion and I don't give a fuck. But your "helpful notes" about Austin, c'mon man. "Expect 110°+ daily"??? That's just complete bullshit. I bet we had more days below freezing than days above 110°. I guess bullshit exaggeration annoys me.
  4. Somebody needs to start a website listing these fuckheads. pricegougingcocksuckers.com or whatever.
  5. My wife typically drives if we're in her car, because I don't really care if I die.
  6. Hold your head, ball!
  7. Can't wait until mesohorny gets here and starts posting a million pics of his arm and feet and shit.
  8. Username does not check out.
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    Port Aransas

    Boat took a shit before we got out of the marina. So fuck it let's Shorty's.
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    Port Aransas

    Boat engine overheated first thing this morning, so we've been wading off the Aransas pass causeway. Small reds, small trout, fuck it I'm not at work!
  11. Is there any advantage to going to the distilleries? I mean besides just seeing the awesomeness of the place itself. Can you get hard to find bottles? Do the distilleries even sell bottles? I'm curious because I buddy is driving through Lexington and was asking if he should pick something up.
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    Virgin Post

    I had high hopes for this thread due to the title. Yet again, I am extremely disappointed.
  13. You mean between the strip club and the dildo shop?
  14. I think I added an extra space between lazy and fuck because I'm drunk.
  15. Those don't look like Trappey's beans you lazy fuck.
  16. How low can you set the temp?
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