Everything posted by Paco
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2023 Tailgate Thread of Dominance
Luke Duke lives in a trailer behind the bar.
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Is COVID going to mess up another football season?
Take the loss, pussy.
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"Add a Tip"
Ok, so you're a liar.
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Speaking of being offended: cmt pulls Jason aldean video
Ever heard of the Second Amendment? The right to bare arms is in the constitution.
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"Add a Tip"
I will put you to work right fucking now. L O fucking L either you're a liar or more likely you've never had to dig for a living and you're talking out your ass.
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San Diego recommendations
I'm not sure what you guys are talking about, I thought San Diego was an absolute hell hole. Maybe things have changed since the early 90's, but I never saw any of the cool shit y'all are talking about. I went out there for a new job and I was excited as hell to live in a beach town for a few months. But literally the second I left the airport these San Diego people start fucking yelling at me and they didn't stop for three months. They yelled about every fucking thing you can imagine! Most unfriendly city I've ever seen by a mile. I'm pretty sure back then there was only one restaurant and it SUCKED! Seems like we ate every meal there and there was always a line. WTF is that all about? And they yelled in the restaurant too! You had to eat super fast because all the other dumbfucks wanted to eat there. And don't get me started on the barber shops. I swear if you actually owned a pair of scissors you'd make millions there. All those fuckers know how to do is shave your head. That's it. At least everything was within walking -errr- running distance. We did finally go to the beach a couple times but all we did was exercise and get yelled at. I didn't like that beach. I'm glad y'all had fun but I'm never going back.
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
Texzilla is the Helobious of the food board.
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Hey Steel Shank!
Start out with regular size hot dogs and work your way up. Wait. What
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Blastfurnace 2023
- Lies and Distortion in Movies and TV
Don't get me started on Christine. I mean the real car wasn't even a Plymouth Fury, it was a Corvair. And nobody is scared of a goddamn Corvair. Except Ralph Nader I guess.- Big Trees in the PNW
We live in Texas. Is it north? Check. Is it west? Check. Is it close to the Pacific ocean? Check! I'll alow it.- Maui is on fire
Oh, sure. That's the same thing as an entire population center literally turned to ashes.- I take it the Longhorn band will appear in Tuscaloosa
That's some bad karma bullshit right there.- One signal that screams you won’t like this person
Any context? You sure about that?- Blastfurnace 2023
Dust storm in 29 stumps is the best I can do. But I will say, the cocktail shaker action on those ☝️ when the crane flies 'em up 30 floors adds a new twist.- Blastfurnace 2023
You haven't lived until you've had to shit in one of these shit saunas after they've been in the direct sun all day.- Judge sides with man who sued Texas Pete for not being from Texas
I'm not sure, but we know South Austin is from South Austin's mom. Or at least we all know what part of South Austin's mom South Austin came from. Or something like that.- Blastfurnace 2023
This is some blistering contradictory dumbfuckyness right here.- All Things Brisket
Protect from what?- 50 Cal to Ukraine
I agree there's absolutely nothing wrong with snipers shooting invaders and I clearly said as much. I just have a serious problem with shit like paying for scalps, most of which would be taken from rank and file Ivan who had absolutely no say in who, where, what he invades.- 50 Cal to Ukraine
Have some fucking respect dude. You sound like a preteen playing Call of Duty. I'm all for supporting the war effort and helping Ukraine kill as many of the enemy as possible, but try to have at least a semblance of honor.- What are your predictions for the 2020s?
I'm leading the charge on this one So far so good!- Blastfurnace 2023
When's the last time we had a cloud? *Sahara sand haze doesn't count- Active duty army soldier in North Korea custody
When I was in, military personnel traveling with orders didn't need a passport.- Speaking of being offended: cmt pulls Jason aldean video
Is this the same cuntflap who just had a heat stroke in fucking Connecticut? - Lies and Distortion in Movies and TV
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