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Paco

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  1. Tip Top liquor on Dry Creek Rd had a shit load of hard to find bottles for about 8 jillion dollars each a couple months ago. I wanted to ask them why they hate America but they look very Arab so I didn't. No racist.
  2. I'm pretty sure Edwin Waller originally designed Austin's streets.
  3. They definitely help getting your beef ribs to that perfect medium rare.
  4. I hope you have good hearing protection.
  5. My old coonhound has been dreaming of this exact scenario for 13 years.
  6. Dumb shit like this WILL ALWAYS crack me up.
  7. You were even worse as rocks for jocks than you are as tallie whateverthefuck
  8. But for some reason you think Nebraska is the only place with hay.
  9. Wait wait wait. Are you actually saying that Nebraska's walk on program was so much better than other school's because the players were country kids who threw hay bales in high school? Is that really what you're saying?
  10. Sense. This makes none.
  11. It's not as good of a win as a kinda close loss to Clemson but I'll take it.
  12. Take a picture of the piping at the water heater. Most likely they removed the check valve when they took out the pump, or the check valve is bad. Sometimes the check valve is integral to the pump, although most residential models don't have this. But either way you have a direct cross connection where the recirc line ties into the cold supply for the water heater. Without a check valve it will typically show itself at the closest fixture. Full disclosure, I'm a commercial plumber so I'm not as familiar with residential practices. And I didn't stay in a Holiday inn Express last night.
  13. If I venmo you a dollar can I have attorney client privilege?
  14. Weed harvest and grape harvest are going on right now, so I think I'll stay through the end of the month.
  15. 1.Go to a dispensary 2. Get baked and watch the sea lions at Pier 39 3. ??? 4. Profit
  16. The first week of May I loaded my truck and drove to northern California to work for the summer. Kids are grown, wife is a raging pre menopausal bitch, and I couldn't stand the thought of working through another Texas summer. Turned out to be a damn good call, because the week after I left it was upper 90's and obviously didn't back off until now. But I've had enough wine and goat cheese to last a lifetime and these pansies don't have the first clue how to make bbq or enchiladas. So can I come home now?
  17. Paco

    Longhorn Network

    No it's actually fucking not. So go fuck yourself.
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