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Paco

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  1. I'll eat tacos wherever the fuck I want.
  2. Paco

    Longhorn Network

    Is it too late to edit? It seems like it's too late.
  3. When you make your own HEB can you make sure the goddamn thing is open?
  4. Definitely not as worser.
  5. Corn, malted six row barley. Cook it, mash it. Pitch yeast and ferment on the grain for 7-10 days. Should be about 5% ABV. Run through your still, keeping everything except the first half pint and anything below 25%. Distill again, this time carefully cutting heads and tails. Keep hearts, set aside heads and tails for people you don't like. Take your botanicals (juniper, coriander, cardamom, anise, citrus peels, whatever you want to try) and macerate in the spirit for 24 hours. Strain out the solids and put 3/4 of the juice in the boiler of your still. Put the remaining quarter of the juice plus half the botanicals in the thumper. Distill,, make cuts again. Or so I'm told.
  6. Paco

    Tamales

    Oh for fuck's sake.
  7. Well he won't do THAT.
  8. Meatloaf sammich, because hangover.
  9. ....
  10. Don't go to a titty bar with people you just met on a balcony and then pass out in the corner and get stuck with the bill. Especially don't do this if you're there for your anniversary.
  11. It's New Orleans. I'm pretty sure you can get a bloody Mary at St Louis cathedral.
  12. Roll on bro!
  13. There's a bottle of George T Stagg on the shelf at Chris's liquor at Manchaca and slaughter. $449.
  14. NO IT DOESN'T caps
  15. Absolutely
  16. Hey I bought my first pack of camels out of a cigarette machine at Dart Bowl! And I've seen plenty of... Well anyway I've seen a cigarette machine.
  17. When I was there last month they had a "Halfway until St Patrick's Day" parade. So I think it's a big deal.
  18. No shit. The one up in Lake county earlier this summer was the Car fire. Or maybe Carr, but whatever. I couldn't figure out what people were talking about.
  19. Believe this man.
  20. Between that and Safeway wanting $12.99 for a block of Velveeta it's time for my fatass to go home.
  21. Fuck you California this is why you are a third world country.
  22. Yep. The sun is just a dull orange ball. The forecast was 75° for a high, but it never got over 65°
  23. I'm in Sonoma county, 120 miles southwest of Chico, and the smoke is intense. My friend Alyssa lives in Chico so this hits close to home. I told her she could crash at my place, so I'm doing my part.
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