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Paco

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  1. My cousin is a retired DPS trooper. I'm pretty sure he'd arrest his own mom for driving while intoxicated.
  2. Well maybe Major is his sire.
  3. The first thing they need to do is fire every one of those dumb motherfuckers at S. 1st and Barton Springs.
  4. Because I remember everything you son of a bitch
  5. If you mean GM Steakhouse there was absolutely nothing questionable about their burgers. It could be nostalgia fucking with me, but I still think that's the best cheeseburger I've ever had in Austin.
  6. P Terry's has never cooked, sold, dropped, accidentally synthesized, or premature ejaculated a burger that's anywhere near a Hil-Bert's regular ol' cheeseburger. I feel your pain my greasy compadre.
  7. She's certainly been on the rag lately.
  8. Just the sweet. There should be plenty of sour to go around.
  9. My kids were pretty retarded to begin with but I haven't noticed it get any worse since they got the vaccine.
  10. Big Shirley is ready for her standard 1/8 cord feeding.
  11. What do you mean "those guys"?
  12. Paco

    Port Aransas

    I'm down in South Padre and the tides are insane.
  13. Yep. "Hey check out my super sharp knife OWFUCK!"
  14. Interesting that every plumber and supply house I've encountered in my 25 years as a plumber have been calling it the wrong name all these years. The more you know...
  15. People who don't use paragraphs.
  16. Horn80 is already saying that.
  17. The first time I had P Terry's was years ago not long after the one on Barton springs. I went through the drive thru and then parked over by Butler pitch n putt to eat. Homeless dude walks up asking for money. I said nope, but you're welcome to these (nasty) fries if you're hungry. He asked if they were from P Terry's. Yep. He says no thanks and walked away. Csb.
  18. I've read some incredibly stupid ignorant shit on here, but this is just impressive.
  19. Thanks man. We had some pretty fucked up conditions Friday night but Saturday turned out great.
  20. Roll that out to Horn Bash this weekend and cook with me.
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