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Paco

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  1. One of my favorite quotes was from Jim Lehrer, on what he learned Marine boot camp: (something like) "Marines never leave behind our wounded or our dead, officers always eat last. The army is chickenshit in combat, the navy is worse, and the air force is barely even on our side" Semper Fi Sir.
  2. You and me both, amigo. You and me both.
  3. Since Crump closed, the only supply house that might have it is Josco. Otherwise I'd try the internets.
  4. I love a good burnt eyes "I can't believe everyone doesn't agree with me!" meltdown
  5. Why on God's green earth would you ever give a red cunt hair of a thought about what anyone thinks of our "fanbase"?
  6. My dishwasher's cycle is about 28 days.
  7. If it's the real Bonanza Burger I'm in
  8. I know the boyfriend's ex-wife, and for what it's worth she doesn't think he's capable of killing/kidnapping/disappearing anyone.
  9. That's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me
  10. We're set up at the Stardust pool hall on Manchaca for a small cook off. Cooking a wagyu for the first time. I may have to monitor my alcohol intake.
  11. Well? What time is turn in?
  12. What's the deal with the knife and fork? You some kinda yankee?
  13. Get the pork steak next time, and a couple more to go.
  14. Sequence goes like this... Asleep. Wake up, stretch. Huge fart. Looks around. (pic) Back to sleep. He leads a tough life.
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