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Paco

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  1. Time to order the Bug-a-Salt Giant Asian Hornet edition.
  2. You ever pulled out of San Pedro late one night when the moon and stars were shining bright? Maybe driving up on Grapevine Hill passing cars like they were standing still?
  3. Fucking yankee.
  4. Holy bitter fucking bark Batman clean up your fire
  5. Paco

    Port Aransas

    What about the Dunes? I know it's a dump, but some buddies and I have/had an annual pilgrimage and it's our dump damnit.
  6. I was there Shank. She cheated and everybody knew it.
  7. First, you need to leave town for an emergency recording session...
  8. Did you pay for that haircut?
  9. Wait. Are you saying someone is too poor to understand grits??
  10. It really keeps me up at night.
  11. She really is.
  12. That's a badass mofo right there. The giant breeds are heart breakers for sure. Our mastiffs are not yet four and the girl has grey hair already.
  13. I think you meant "important".
  14. Probably more than you know about chemistry
  15. I hate that you know things.
  16. I read that as Katie Congdong but that's not what it was so nevermind.
  17. Well, you're not wrong, but that's not my driveway.
  18. Ok done. What's next?
  19. Did NOMAA try to slip in a bowl of goddamn oatmeal while nobody was looking?
  20. Seems pretty basic to me.
  21. Eat a lotta peaches, and try and find Jesus on your own
  22. Well fuck all this shit then
  23. Re Slowpoke's, right before all this shit started they quit doing bbq to focus on the beer garden. I've never eaten there, but I've tried some of the his cue at competitions and it was pretty good.
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