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Paco

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  1. That was leftovers for breakfast. Hopefully that meets your strict criteria Mr hall monitor.
  2. Not dart bowl, but pretty good
  3. How many live grenades have you thrown?
  4. We just got here last night. Cooking briskets and pork butts for the public right now, competition meats turn in tomorrow.
  5. We gave Big Shirley a bath and hauled her to the rodeo cook off.
  6. Is this from Reader's Digest?
  7. Bama is not on our schedule.
  8. I think the crew can be as few as three but typically they have 4-5. That bird can carry 50+ combat loaded troops.
  9. It's called current events dipshit.
  10. Glad to see he's teaching his sons about not spending their money on stupid shit.
  11. Couple mi tienda tamales, HEB chili, mi tienda cotija and two over easy. Oh, and garnished with the last of the bag of Doritos. The bag which may or may not have still been on my lap when I woke up. Allegedly.
  12. Joe Paterno calling out Nixon about "not knowing about Watergate" is irony at its finest.
  13. I heard @luke duke cooks his beef ribs medium rare.
  14. Where's my Theta you sonofabitch?
  15. I want to argue with you. But mayo.
  16. Calling the winners of random bowl games "champions".
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