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Paco

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  1. Couple mi tienda tamales, HEB chili, mi tienda cotija and two over easy. Oh, and garnished with the last of the bag of Doritos. The bag which may or may not have still been on my lap when I woke up. Allegedly.
  2. Are you a yankee?
  3. Joe Paterno calling out Nixon about "not knowing about Watergate" is irony at its finest.
  4. Is it PEX?
  5. I heard @luke duke cooks his beef ribs medium rare.
  6. Sorry...
  7. Where's my Theta you sonofabitch?
  8. Ok vegans.
  9. I want to argue with you. But mayo.
  10. Calling the winners of random bowl games "champions".
  11. Point of order: showers have a 2" drain, while bathtubs have 1-1/2", so the waffle stomp just takes longer.
  12. My great grandfather used to say "If I was someplace else I'd go home now".
  13. *fewer
  14. I can't believe it took almost three pages.
  15. Late '94 to early '97. The base closures (El Toro and Tustin) had already been announced and they were working on soil remediation when I left.
  16. I was stationed at MCAS Tustin for a couple years and spent a lot of time in those hangers.
  17. I hope that's not where they were keeping the receipts.
  18. Damnit Janet! You're a slut!
  19. All I know is that I'm furious! I'm not sure what about, but I'm definitely furious.
  20. Stumbled on this a few years ago driving through Arizona. On AZ 79 between Florence and Tucson.
  21. HAHAHA!! Awww is someone not as miserable as you?
  22. Luke Duke lives in a trailer behind the bar.
  23. Take the loss, pussy.
  24. Ok, so you're a liar.
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