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Paco

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  1. Dust storm in 29 stumps is the best I can do. But I will say, the cocktail shaker action on those ☝️ when the crane flies 'em up 30 floors adds a new twist.
  2. You haven't lived until you've had to shit in one of these shit saunas after they've been in the direct sun all day.
  3. I'm not sure, but we know South Austin is from South Austin's mom. Or at least we all know what part of South Austin's mom South Austin came from. Or something like that.
  4. This is some blistering contradictory dumbfuckyness right here.
  5. I agree there's absolutely nothing wrong with snipers shooting invaders and I clearly said as much. I just have a serious problem with shit like paying for scalps, most of which would be taken from rank and file Ivan who had absolutely no say in who, where, what he invades.
  6. Have some fucking respect dude. You sound like a preteen playing Call of Duty. I'm all for supporting the war effort and helping Ukraine kill as many of the enemy as possible, but try to have at least a semblance of honor.
  7. I'm leading the charge on this one So far so good!
  8. When's the last time we had a cloud? *Sahara sand haze doesn't count
  9. When I was in, military personnel traveling with orders didn't need a passport.
  10. Is this the same cuntflap who just had a heat stroke in fucking Connecticut?
  11. Oh. Well, I'm off to the Trivial things that make you Surly thread.
  12. You should probably avoid OceanGate.
  13. I know your family. You'll be on a Carnival floating toilet out of Galveston and you'll like it.
  14. Derka Dog Steel Shank Weiner Sammich
  15. The fuck are you talking about?
  16. ☝️ what he said. And you can take your "I'm so busy right now and I don't have time for any bullshit at all" and fuck your own face with it.
  17. Iron Works is the reason I hated beef ribs for years until John Mueller showed me the light.
  18. It's highly entertaining seeing how many posters just like to hear themselves talk
  19. This is your fault for sending them to a school with a large Jewish population.
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