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Paco

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  1. Is this the Mexican version of Jewish lightning?
  2. Paco

    Rhule

    Okay Bill.
  3. Yes, much better!
  4. The fuck is boomer? Fucking fight song makes no sense. Try noodle sooner.
  5. "It's just as disgusting as it was 35 years ago" isn't exactly the endorsement you think it is.
  6. Username checks out
  7. Don't sell that fucking truck!
  8. No, we are not.
  9. Paco

    Fuck Big 12 refs

    Quit fucking pretending to be a Texas fan you pathetic troll.
  10. Ballgame, huh?
  11. 1.21" in 78652 today. Not bad for a less than 20% chance of rain.
  12. Go eat some shitty memphis ribs and shut the fuck up.
  13. Did you forget how to speak English again?
  14. Fuck bama, but JoJo Earle is a great name.
  15. What was this shitbag responding to?
  16. I heard Costa Rica has been ruined so you must be making all this up.
  17. They didn't share the autopsy report on this particular field trip.
  18. On a field trip to the YO ranch they told us the only animal they had that killed anyone was the ostrich. Kicked a ranch hand and broke his pelvis. Of course the ranch hand was not named Kevin.
  19. Construction site portashitter "This portajohn is disgusting! I don't know how you guys shit in here, I can barely eat my sandwich "
  20. I didn't remember that. Definitely didn't think somebody else could pay for it, I just remember sixteen different deductions from my $1300 a month pay. Including the completely fictional Marine Corps retirement home.
  21. Que paso guey
  22. What does that mean?
  23. That's pretty goddamn beautiful.
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