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Paco

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  1. For a bottle of Hendricks I can get you fixed up this weekend. I'm in Manchaca, can do it Saturday afternoon or Sunday. Send me a PM
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  3. That's what it sounds like. Mine felt like sand in the joint, but also the skin felt almost like a burn. Trust me I'm a plumber.
  4. Coincidentally, this perfectly describes cooking with luke duke at the rodeo.
  5. If you get new globes I guarantee the ride would get better
  6. Luke Duke will probably be in flip flops.
  7. If you're agreeing with whatthebuck you should probably reexamine your life choices.
  8. I'm still in my gap year.
  9. It doesn't, sugar pants.
  10. We're getting a lot of rain in The Manchaca.
  11. Shut up not either
  12. I don't think New York is a good food city.
  13. This is why I don't like the metric system.
  14. That's 2 quid
  15. Bout a buck thirty eight
  16. Not sure, maybe you should call the Department of Redundancy Department.
  17. Are your other two penises normal size?
  18. Fall break? Are you fucking kidding?
  19. These fellers at the Sonoma farmer's market. Slammed, hard, etc
  20. I have nothing to add, I'm just gonna post this chick from the hurricane thread to try to displace that yellow glob of shit as the tapa preview pic.
  21. I had no idea your Dad was Yogi Berra
  22. If you're gonna be stupid you better be tough.
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