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Paco

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  1. You bought venison?
  2. Well duh. Jack straw and I are going to drink beer while G does the work
  3. wrong.gif
  4. Well I guess that settles it! Nothing to see here folks, Amish puppy mills is just a terrible myth created by Big Puppy to take the heat off their huge non Amish operation. Shut the fuck up you fucking dolt.
  5. For most people one shot takes care of it. Most people.
  6. For a bottle of Hendricks I can get you fixed up this weekend. I'm in Manchaca, can do it Saturday afternoon or Sunday. Send me a PM
  7. ....
  8. That's what it sounds like. Mine felt like sand in the joint, but also the skin felt almost like a burn. Trust me I'm a plumber.
  9. Coincidentally, this perfectly describes cooking with luke duke at the rodeo.
  10. If you get new globes I guarantee the ride would get better
  11. Luke Duke will probably be in flip flops.
  12. If you're agreeing with whatthebuck you should probably reexamine your life choices.
  13. I'm still in my gap year.
  14. It doesn't, sugar pants.
  15. We're getting a lot of rain in The Manchaca.
  16. Shut up not either
  17. I don't think New York is a good food city.
  18. This is why I don't like the metric system.
  19. That's 2 quid
  20. Bout a buck thirty eight
  21. Not sure, maybe you should call the Department of Redundancy Department.
  22. Are your other two penises normal size?
  23. Fall break? Are you fucking kidding?
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