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Paco

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  1. I refuse to eat there because "craft meat".
  2. Basic white bitch talk not going away
  3. I went to court fully prepared to ask for a jury trial, an appeal, Supreme Court, whatever, for a Failure to Maintain Safe Distance ticket. Driving to work on 35, I had plenty of room between me and the car in front. Traffic moving 15-20 mph. I guess I left too much because of course some bitch cuts in front of me and immediately has to slam on the brakes. She hits the car in front of her, I hit her. We all pull over and dickhead gives me a ticket. "I had plenty of distance, she moved into my distance" didn't work. Go to municipal court, prosecutor offers deferred adjudication for some reason. Hell no! I've come prepared with thirty-seven 8x10 color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one. She said I could take a minute to call my lawyer. "Hey lawyer, here's what happened, I'm ready to fight this with every fiber of my being. They offered deferred whatever because they know they'll lose. I'm a goddamn free born American and I'll buy you a cheeseburger at Crown and Anchor if you just tell me whether I should do jury trial or Judge" "Take the deal" "Eat shit lawyer! When did quit caring about justice?" "Paco, you're a plumber and an idiot. Take the deal." So I took the deal. TLDR I'm 0-0
  4. What if it was a treadmill instead of a diving board?
  5. Cheaper though
  6. Red wings. Goddamnit.
  7. I don't think fitlump has a yard.
  8. It's a delectable half cooked brownie cake thing you uncultured swine!
  9. Hell, I'm already done
  10. Can you at least narrow it down to an epoch?
  11. Fucking meals and laundry. Holy holy shit. This is how we did laundry at Marine boot camp. Guess it's too inhumane for our unsheltered brethren.
  12. Is this what the cloak room is like? It's like watching a half dozen fat ladies screaming at each other at close range, geysers of spittle shooting off in all directions. Red, crying faces, refusing to give up. Refusing to give an inch. Because THAT BITCH IS WRONG!!!
  13. *were
  14. My back side is real, and it's magnificent
  15. Big Shirley had bath today, inside and out. I've only done a couple cooks on her since the plague started, but we're cooking for a couple graduations so she got some TLC. Next weekend we're gonna sand and refinish the bar and countertop on the side of the trailer. Then in the fall we're planning on insulating the firebox. And maybe an awning for the back side.
  16. That's a fancy fuckin name for a gas station
  17. Team fuck almond joy.
  18. Did Trixie ask how long the drive is?
  19. Are you in a cage
  20. Take the loss pussy
  21. I'm curious why the people in the water are idiots
  22. To be fair, it didn't look much different than that when it was open
  23. Oh Trixie!
  24. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH MY FAUCETS
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