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Paco

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  1. What if it was a treadmill instead of a diving board?
  2. Cheaper though
  3. Red wings. Goddamnit.
  4. I don't think fitlump has a yard.
  5. It's a delectable half cooked brownie cake thing you uncultured swine!
  6. Hell, I'm already done
  7. Can you at least narrow it down to an epoch?
  8. Fucking meals and laundry. Holy holy shit. This is how we did laundry at Marine boot camp. Guess it's too inhumane for our unsheltered brethren.
  9. Is this what the cloak room is like? It's like watching a half dozen fat ladies screaming at each other at close range, geysers of spittle shooting off in all directions. Red, crying faces, refusing to give up. Refusing to give an inch. Because THAT BITCH IS WRONG!!!
  10. *were
  11. My back side is real, and it's magnificent
  12. Big Shirley had bath today, inside and out. I've only done a couple cooks on her since the plague started, but we're cooking for a couple graduations so she got some TLC. Next weekend we're gonna sand and refinish the bar and countertop on the side of the trailer. Then in the fall we're planning on insulating the firebox. And maybe an awning for the back side.
  13. That's a fancy fuckin name for a gas station
  14. Team fuck almond joy.
  15. Did Trixie ask how long the drive is?
  16. Are you in a cage
  17. Take the loss pussy
  18. I'm curious why the people in the water are idiots
  19. To be fair, it didn't look much different than that when it was open
  20. Oh Trixie!
  21. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH MY FAUCETS
  22. Jackie Chiles agrees
  23. I have heard from a reliable source that strippers get really pissed when you tip them with coupons. And, apparently, the correct response to this anger is not "well you're gonna be pissed tomorrow when you're paying full price at Chuck E Cheese". Or so I've heard.
  24. How long have you had it?
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