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Paco

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  1. Take the loss pussy
  2. I'm curious why the people in the water are idiots
  3. To be fair, it didn't look much different than that when it was open
  4. Oh Trixie!
  5. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH MY FAUCETS
  6. Jackie Chiles agrees
  7. I have heard from a reliable source that strippers get really pissed when you tip them with coupons. And, apparently, the correct response to this anger is not "well you're gonna be pissed tomorrow when you're paying full price at Chuck E Cheese". Or so I've heard.
  8. How long have you had it?
  9. Can I borrow your wife (again)?
  10. It's nothing like wormpacolypse a few years ago but it's still a pretty bad year for those fuckers
  11. "Steel Shank was a miracle!" - Jerry Jones
  12. How does it do with leaves? Mainly live oak and cedar elm, so small leaves, but a shit load.
  13. I think I'm sick of my polaris. Anybody run a robot cleaner?
  14. Those are irrigation wires. Probably for a zone that wasn't used. If all your zones come on don't worry about it. Red wires are for individual zone valves and the white is the common, so they won't be tied together except where they terminate at a valve. Also, do not use regular wire nuts underground. You have to use the blue ones that have waterproof jizz packed inside.
  15. "The affidavit says 21-year-old Luke David Armstrong sexually assaulted a 16-year-old after a party in south Austin in June 2018. He was 18 at the time." This is modern journalism.
  16. My little tub o' love Zoe weighed in at 141 today. She thinks laying on the floor at the vet is for peasants so she sits on the people bench.
  17. So we just don't care about phrasing anymore?
  18. Welcome to the runny dark side amigo
  19. I had no idea you were a woman
  20. I agree there are flavor differences in vodka. Since they're all cut with water it only makes sense.
  21. Bourbon is grain alcohol. The reason vodka has no flavor is because it's distilled to ~94.5%. Basically pure ethenol, which has no flavor. Whiskies are never distilled above 80% or so to retain most of the natural flavors from the mash ingredients. The rest of the flavor comes from the aging process. Gin almost always starts out as a neutral spirit just like vodka, then the botanicals are added back in using various methods. Some of which a basic infusion at the end of the process. So yeah, gin is flavored vodka.
  22. I tried Wild June a few years ago and it was absolutely horrible. And I thought I celebrated gin's entire catalog.
  23. Pompeii?
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