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Paco

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  1. Jackie Chiles agrees
  2. I have heard from a reliable source that strippers get really pissed when you tip them with coupons. And, apparently, the correct response to this anger is not "well you're gonna be pissed tomorrow when you're paying full price at Chuck E Cheese". Or so I've heard.
  3. How long have you had it?
  4. Can I borrow your wife (again)?
  5. It's nothing like wormpacolypse a few years ago but it's still a pretty bad year for those fuckers
  6. "Steel Shank was a miracle!" - Jerry Jones
  7. How does it do with leaves? Mainly live oak and cedar elm, so small leaves, but a shit load.
  8. I think I'm sick of my polaris. Anybody run a robot cleaner?
  9. Those are irrigation wires. Probably for a zone that wasn't used. If all your zones come on don't worry about it. Red wires are for individual zone valves and the white is the common, so they won't be tied together except where they terminate at a valve. Also, do not use regular wire nuts underground. You have to use the blue ones that have waterproof jizz packed inside.
  10. "The affidavit says 21-year-old Luke David Armstrong sexually assaulted a 16-year-old after a party in south Austin in June 2018. He was 18 at the time." This is modern journalism.
  11. My little tub o' love Zoe weighed in at 141 today. She thinks laying on the floor at the vet is for peasants so she sits on the people bench.
  12. So we just don't care about phrasing anymore?
  13. Welcome to the runny dark side amigo
  14. I had no idea you were a woman
  15. I agree there are flavor differences in vodka. Since they're all cut with water it only makes sense.
  16. Bourbon is grain alcohol. The reason vodka has no flavor is because it's distilled to ~94.5%. Basically pure ethenol, which has no flavor. Whiskies are never distilled above 80% or so to retain most of the natural flavors from the mash ingredients. The rest of the flavor comes from the aging process. Gin almost always starts out as a neutral spirit just like vodka, then the botanicals are added back in using various methods. Some of which a basic infusion at the end of the process. So yeah, gin is flavored vodka.
  17. I tried Wild June a few years ago and it was absolutely horrible. And I thought I celebrated gin's entire catalog.
  18. Pompeii?
  19. I'd like to think we as Americans could do something about this if only we would try, ya know? Like we could dream something, start a movement. Maybe instead of a sex recession, we could have a sex concession stand? You know like, yeah I'll have a frito pie, a blow job, and one a those blue sno cones. It's my dream anyway.
  20. Ay god, Pea! It ain't dyin'I'm talking about, it's livin'! Rest in peace, sir
  21. Thanks. I can't keep up with urban.
  22. Please explain this
  23. You know what else is irrelevant? The fact the connection to Lee was mentioned at all. The ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSITY has ties to slavery and the confederacy. The 40 acres was donated by a Confederate officer. It's the flagship university of a slave state. For fuck's sake.
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