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Paco

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  1. Big Shirley had bath today, inside and out. I've only done a couple cooks on her since the plague started, but we're cooking for a couple graduations so she got some TLC. Next weekend we're gonna sand and refinish the bar and countertop on the side of the trailer. Then in the fall we're planning on insulating the firebox. And maybe an awning for the back side.
  2. That's a fancy fuckin name for a gas station
  3. Team fuck almond joy.
  4. Did Trixie ask how long the drive is?
  5. Are you in a cage
  6. Take the loss pussy
  7. I'm curious why the people in the water are idiots
  8. To be fair, it didn't look much different than that when it was open
  9. Oh Trixie!
  10. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH MY FAUCETS
  11. Jackie Chiles agrees
  12. I have heard from a reliable source that strippers get really pissed when you tip them with coupons. And, apparently, the correct response to this anger is not "well you're gonna be pissed tomorrow when you're paying full price at Chuck E Cheese". Or so I've heard.
  13. How long have you had it?
  14. Can I borrow your wife (again)?
  15. It's nothing like wormpacolypse a few years ago but it's still a pretty bad year for those fuckers
  16. "Steel Shank was a miracle!" - Jerry Jones
  17. How does it do with leaves? Mainly live oak and cedar elm, so small leaves, but a shit load.
  18. I think I'm sick of my polaris. Anybody run a robot cleaner?
  19. Those are irrigation wires. Probably for a zone that wasn't used. If all your zones come on don't worry about it. Red wires are for individual zone valves and the white is the common, so they won't be tied together except where they terminate at a valve. Also, do not use regular wire nuts underground. You have to use the blue ones that have waterproof jizz packed inside.
  20. "The affidavit says 21-year-old Luke David Armstrong sexually assaulted a 16-year-old after a party in south Austin in June 2018. He was 18 at the time." This is modern journalism.
  21. My little tub o' love Zoe weighed in at 141 today. She thinks laying on the floor at the vet is for peasants so she sits on the people bench.
  22. So we just don't care about phrasing anymore?
  23. Welcome to the runny dark side amigo
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