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Paco

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  1. So... and I can't believe I'm engaging you on this... do you actually think a cyclist would have time to take evasive action to avoid a car coming at them at 65-70 mph?
  2. She actually got irritated because, after embarrassing herself at Mazda, she drove over to Nissan and pulled into the service bay like they told her to do when she called. Service dude says, no you have to go inside to get your plates. So she's annoyed but gets her plates finally. Then it dawned on her that she had actually called Mazda too.
  3. My wife went to the Mazda dealership to pick up the plates for her new Nissan.
  4. Looks like a luke duke special
  5. Was it at a BP? Because fuck BP and their bullshit green gas nozzle and black diesel nozzle.
  6. For fuck's sake it was just a press conference dude
  7. Every time I think you can't be more of a miserable humorless cunt you prove me wrong. Great job I guess
  8. It's like rain on your wedding day...
  9. I don't know where to start
  10. Manchaca charcuterie
  11. Black Surly can't even agree on who's black.
  12. Aaaand we're back on track!
  13. This is not true
  14. But BJ's definitely seals the deal.
  15. Ok truther.
  16. Stop inviting kids to your adult drive in theater.
  17. We are the bad news bears without the heart
  18. Was that basketball video supposed to be funny?
  19. Because sometimes you want to eat your chicken fried steak with your fingers
  20. Wife thought this color would look great on the pony wall that the dogs always rub against. Wife then paints said wall without putting dogs outside.
  21. 175, 145, and the old coon hound is about 60. The old man does not travel with the mastiffs because they're scared to death of him. He just chills in the back seat. The two big uns try to stick their fat heads out of the same window.
  22. That's fucking massive! Is it like this, only a flat top?
  23. Yes, do that. Not what we did, which was pick a random corner just off the highway between a trailer park and a salvage yard.
  24. You have no idea. It is fucking unbelievable how much dirt these fucks can transport in their clydesdale hooves.
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