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Paco

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  1. So what happens to the property taxes on these motels?
  2. For fuck's sake Jeff, go relax on your yacht for a bit
  3. So, by "lunch" you mean that he snorted coke off your ass? NTTAWWT
  4. Oh that's easy, 5 3/8". The depth I reached in you is 5 3/8".
  5. Says HowTex
  6. So... and I can't believe I'm engaging you on this... do you actually think a cyclist would have time to take evasive action to avoid a car coming at them at 65-70 mph?
  7. She actually got irritated because, after embarrassing herself at Mazda, she drove over to Nissan and pulled into the service bay like they told her to do when she called. Service dude says, no you have to go inside to get your plates. So she's annoyed but gets her plates finally. Then it dawned on her that she had actually called Mazda too.
  8. My wife went to the Mazda dealership to pick up the plates for her new Nissan.
  9. Looks like a luke duke special
  10. Was it at a BP? Because fuck BP and their bullshit green gas nozzle and black diesel nozzle.
  11. For fuck's sake it was just a press conference dude
  12. Every time I think you can't be more of a miserable humorless cunt you prove me wrong. Great job I guess
  13. It's like rain on your wedding day...
  14. I don't know where to start
  15. Manchaca charcuterie
  16. Black Surly can't even agree on who's black.
  17. Aaaand we're back on track!
  18. This is not true
  19. But BJ's definitely seals the deal.
  20. Ok truther.
  21. Stop inviting kids to your adult drive in theater.
  22. We are the bad news bears without the heart
  23. Was that basketball video supposed to be funny?
  24. Because sometimes you want to eat your chicken fried steak with your fingers
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