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Paco

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  1. Wife thought this color would look great on the pony wall that the dogs always rub against. Wife then paints said wall without putting dogs outside.
  2. 175, 145, and the old coon hound is about 60. The old man does not travel with the mastiffs because they're scared to death of him. He just chills in the back seat. The two big uns try to stick their fat heads out of the same window.
  3. That's fucking massive! Is it like this, only a flat top?
  4. Yes, do that. Not what we did, which was pick a random corner just off the highway between a trailer park and a salvage yard.
  5. You have no idea. It is fucking unbelievable how much dirt these fucks can transport in their clydesdale hooves.
  6. Thanks for knocking over my Webber you two dipshits
  7. You could stand on a corner in Winslow Arizona if you're so inclined.
  8. Or, ya know, just stop being such a dramatic pussy.
  9. You could've gone to Franklin five times
  10. Paco

    Tech @ KSU, FS1

    lol slorch
  11. I've done a few of the HEB wagyus. Cooks a bit faster, but all still seemed to get done around the same temp range as a prime.
  12. Ok, how were the spam fries? Almost grabbed some the other day but went with a Tony's pizza and ice cream instead because of my health.
  13. Well it's not like she chewed on it or anything. I asked her to describe it and she said I was disgusting. I then attempted to clarify whether I was disgusting, or the vagina in question and she said "You, not the vagina." So I've deducted that Maria's vagina is not disgusting. That's the best I can do.
  14. My wife has seen Maria's vagina.
  15. They stepped up. Duh.
  16. I'm ready!
  17. That's what I said, aioli.
  18. I thought the house was falling down, but no, Hank just wanted a gecko.
  19. I have two English Mastiffs. Nobody but Glad makes a poop bag big enough. But the good thing is they're lazy motherfuckers so we don't walk far.
  20. You mean besides the fact he ran up and shot two people in the face?
  21. Port A is a pleasant 77° with less than 99% humidity.
  22. Great job dumbfuck!
  23. That's fantastic
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