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Paco

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  1. Make sure the dip switches are set properly for your recirc configuration, ie external pump vs internal pump. Instructions are in your owners manual.
  2. Any place worth a stop between Austin and Brock?
  3. HUNTSMAN CHEESE Just kidding, gooey american cheese for Tex mex enchiladas you heathens
  4. Do you know my Facebook password? Because I don't
  5. https://www.instagram.com/p/CEW0GFBpwC4TvgeyDoV9kXxadKjgdRur0PnQ6o0/?igshid=jo5inav556s3 I have no idea if this will work. And probably already posted but fuck it
  6. It's not your fault.
  7. GODDAMNIT!
  8. Please don't murder her.
  9. Fire extinguishers are the language of the unheard.
  10. Well yeah, wax and glue doesn't leave much ash.
  11. Last week of August at 4:30 in the afternoon. 93° has never felt so good.
  12. He just wanted to experience homefulness.
  13. No, it's impossible for YOU to separate sports and politics. It's impossible for you to separate politics from absolutely fucking ANYTHING. You're no different than any number of dipshits around here, right or left, who are absolutely incapable of viewing any topic without your stupid fucking red or blue glasses on. This site has a sub forum for political discussion, but you refuse to keep your political vomit there, no you and a couple dozen other cloak room cunts have to spew it all over the site and now everything fucking stinks. What a shitty small existence you must lead.
  14. I bought a modest house that I could afford. In 19 years my property taxes have almost tripled. My tax levy will most likely double in the next 18 years. So you're saying it's ok to pay $1000+ a month rent to the government on a property I own? THAT'S MORE THAN MY FUCKING MORTGAGE EVER WAS. This property tax bullshit is the most un American, un Texan bullfuck imaginable.
  15. Jesus Pato no wonder your bacon is all fucked up it was probably rotten.
  16. Hang in there amigo, we're all with you in spirit!
  17. Rep for that beautiful firearm
  18. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior?
  19. Have you tried gargling salt water?
  20. Have you tried acupuncture?
  21. In my defense I think it's technically a Cinabon at 6 am.
  22. No, my wife's alarm goes off at 5:30. She gets up, gets in the shower and I rough up the hostage. Wipe it all off on her pillow case. It's the secret to a happy marriage.
  23. I masturbated this morning around 6. Now I am at Schlotzkys and they lost my order and have to remake it. Coincidence? I think not.
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