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Paco

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  1. Fire extinguishers are the language of the unheard.
  2. Well yeah, wax and glue doesn't leave much ash.
  3. Last week of August at 4:30 in the afternoon. 93° has never felt so good.
  4. He just wanted to experience homefulness.
  5. No, it's impossible for YOU to separate sports and politics. It's impossible for you to separate politics from absolutely fucking ANYTHING. You're no different than any number of dipshits around here, right or left, who are absolutely incapable of viewing any topic without your stupid fucking red or blue glasses on. This site has a sub forum for political discussion, but you refuse to keep your political vomit there, no you and a couple dozen other cloak room cunts have to spew it all over the site and now everything fucking stinks. What a shitty small existence you must lead.
  6. I bought a modest house that I could afford. In 19 years my property taxes have almost tripled. My tax levy will most likely double in the next 18 years. So you're saying it's ok to pay $1000+ a month rent to the government on a property I own? THAT'S MORE THAN MY FUCKING MORTGAGE EVER WAS. This property tax bullshit is the most un American, un Texan bullfuck imaginable.
  7. Jesus Pato no wonder your bacon is all fucked up it was probably rotten.
  8. Hang in there amigo, we're all with you in spirit!
  9. Rep for that beautiful firearm
  10. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior?
  11. Have you tried gargling salt water?
  12. Have you tried acupuncture?
  13. In my defense I think it's technically a Cinabon at 6 am.
  14. No, my wife's alarm goes off at 5:30. She gets up, gets in the shower and I rough up the hostage. Wipe it all off on her pillow case. It's the secret to a happy marriage.
  15. I masturbated this morning around 6. Now I am at Schlotzkys and they lost my order and have to remake it. Coincidence? I think not.
  16. Dude your wife is a straight up baller. Congrats. And years from now (after lots of therapy) your kids are going to realize this is truly the adventure of a lifetime. Fair winds and following seas amigo!
  17. What? Was it supposed to be capitalized?
  18. Did you run out of pepper?
  19. Paco

    2020 Rain Thread

    Pretty pretty good
  20. Paco

    Port Aransas

    I don't think those concrete blocks are very heavy
  21. All I know is that hornian invented pork ribs.
  22. Paco

    2020 Rain Thread

    Nope.
  23. Did you read what you just wrote?
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