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Paco

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  1. If 24,000 gallons comes out of your penis please consult a physician. Or get a job in porn.
  2. I'm pretty sure the plaintiff doesn't even have to be handicapped.
  3. I'm pretty sure the plaintiff doesn't even have to be handicapped.
  4. Use some of the insurance money and install a pressure reducing valve. 90psi is too damn high.
  5. Manchaca is closed.
  6. Your neighbors hate you.
  7. There's no Riviera in Festus, Missoura.
  8. Was the party at Vic Jacob's house?
  9. Is their high school mascot as cool as the Golden Tornadoes? I think not. Advantage Lamesa.
  10. El oh fucking el dude. They're begging people to get the shots and in many cases having to dispose of doses because people don't show up. Yeah you're really saving the fucking world by passing your shot on to someone less fortunate. Holy fuck I've heard it all now.
  11. Some of you guys need to get out of your cubicles every now and then.
  12. Eggs Paco. English muffin, HEB spicy breakfast sausage patties, over easy eggs, Valentina's, Wolf brand chili, sharp cheddar. I will miss you guys.
  13. Where do I find a box of this papa noof stuff? I'd like to try it.
  14. Fixed it for me
  15. I definitely prefer scalloped potatoes to serrated potatoes.
  16. What kind of fucked up church did you go to?
  17. Sounds fancy! Sent from my Pixel 4 XL using Tapatalk
  18. Germophobes.
  19. I'm over here minding my own damn bidness and you just call me out like that?
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