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Paco

Certifiably Surly
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  1. I know your family. You'll be on a Carnival floating toilet out of Galveston and you'll like it.
  2. Take the loss, pussy.
  3. Exactly! I mean, that's what my old heart smells like.
  4. Derka Dog Steel Shank Weiner Sammich
  5. The fuck are you talking about?
  6. ☝️ what he said. And you can take your "I'm so busy right now and I don't have time for any bullshit at all" and fuck your own face with it.
  7. Iron Works is the reason I hated beef ribs for years until John Mueller showed me the light.
  8. Don't you dare blame this on us!
  9. It's highly entertaining seeing how many posters just like to hear themselves talk
  10. This is your fault for sending them to a school with a large Jewish population.
  11. Taken In the Ass
  12. Paco

    Port Aransas

    They are Atlantic bottlenose dolphins, not porpoises.
  13. Forcefield working as designed.
  14. Derel and the Dominos
  15. The Polite
  16. I s'pose you been up all night readin' the Good Book.
  17. I thought we were all lawyers.
  18. I don't collect either, I just got a big haul for my birthday.
  19. I'm on it!
  20. LOL family size. Fuckin amateurs.
  21. I didn't have a fork to eat my leftover macaroni bacon concoction. But I did have some Doritos.
  22. I guess the Scots are getting lazy.
  23. As long as you say "at university" I'm pretty sure they have to give you dual citizenship. You may have to add a couple "on holiday" just in case.
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