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Paco

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  1. Go eat some shitty memphis ribs and shut the fuck up.
  2. Did you forget how to speak English again?
  3. I heard Costa Rica has been ruined so you must be making all this up.
  4. They didn't share the autopsy report on this particular field trip.
  5. On a field trip to the YO ranch they told us the only animal they had that killed anyone was the ostrich. Kicked a ranch hand and broke his pelvis. Of course the ranch hand was not named Kevin.
  6. Construction site portashitter "This portajohn is disgusting! I don't know how you guys shit in here, I can barely eat my sandwich "
  7. I didn't remember that. Definitely didn't think somebody else could pay for it, I just remember sixteen different deductions from my $1300 a month pay. Including the completely fictional Marine Corps retirement home.
  8. That's perfect. Except you're missing toast plonks.
  9. He didn't make it to 9th grade. And he would've been 100 today, so much younger than you.
  10. It's been 30+ years, but if I remember it was three pullups, maybe 20 situps, and a leisurely stroll around the parking lot of the recruiters office.
  11. Driving in Lee county with my grandfather, meet a truck coming the other way on whatever bumpy ass county road. Grandpa waves, guy waves back. "Everybody knows me around here." Guy doesn't wave back. "He must be new." Every single time. God I miss that man.
  12. Paco

    Top Gun 2

    Oh yeah. Forgot he took Penny up. In my defense I had the brief thought when it was first shown. Nerd rant over.
  13. Paco

    Top Gun 2

    Ridiculously picky nit to pick that I very briefly picked anyway because I'm a nerd: I wish Maverick would've had a restored F4U Corsair or a Hellcat. Even a Wildcat. Something that regularly jumped off carriers.
  14. Is it across from the depot?
  15. OH! Well of course! Let's make sure we get European approval for our Texas recipes! What were we thinking?? You can have my Opa's jalapeno cheese sausage when you pry it from my cold dead hands right after my heart attack.
  16. This is the Steel Shank thread. Man makes his grub, man calls it whatever he wants. The fancy stuff I cooked thread is over there>>
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