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Paco

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  1. ☝️ what he said. And you can take your "I'm so busy right now and I don't have time for any bullshit at all" and fuck your own face with it.
  2. Iron Works is the reason I hated beef ribs for years until John Mueller showed me the light.
  3. Don't you dare blame this on us!
  4. It's highly entertaining seeing how many posters just like to hear themselves talk
  5. This is your fault for sending them to a school with a large Jewish population.
  6. Taken In the Ass
  7. Paco

    Port Aransas

    They are Atlantic bottlenose dolphins, not porpoises.
  8. Forcefield working as designed.
  9. Derel and the Dominos
  10. The Polite
  11. I s'pose you been up all night readin' the Good Book.
  12. I thought we were all lawyers.
  13. I don't collect either, I just got a big haul for my birthday.
  14. I'm on it!
  15. LOL family size. Fuckin amateurs.
  16. I didn't have a fork to eat my leftover macaroni bacon concoction. But I did have some Doritos.
  17. I guess the Scots are getting lazy.
  18. As long as you say "at university" I'm pretty sure they have to give you dual citizenship. You may have to add a couple "on holiday" just in case.
  19. What happened is you have a hairdresser.
  20. So how about a nine year old pontoon on Decker with a couple Popeye's family packs?
  21. I know you've been told this your entire life and I'm just beating a dead horse at this point, but I can't help but pile on and tell you what a complete piece of shit you are.
  22. My Mitsubishi sunk your battleship!
  23. I'm pretty darn fast for a Caucasian
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