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Paco

Certifiably Surly
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  1. Don't go to a titty bar with people you just met on a balcony and then pass out in the corner and get stuck with the bill. Especially don't do this if you're there for your anniversary.
  2. It's New Orleans. I'm pretty sure you can get a bloody Mary at St Louis cathedral.
  3. There's a bottle of George T Stagg on the shelf at Chris's liquor at Manchaca and slaughter. $449.
  4. Hey I bought my first pack of camels out of a cigarette machine at Dart Bowl! And I've seen plenty of... Well anyway I've seen a cigarette machine.
  5. When I was there last month they had a "Halfway until St Patrick's Day" parade. So I think it's a big deal.
  6. No shit. The one up in Lake county earlier this summer was the Car fire. Or maybe Carr, but whatever. I couldn't figure out what people were talking about.
  7. Between that and Safeway wanting $12.99 for a block of Velveeta it's time for my fatass to go home.
  8. Fuck you California this is why you are a third world country.
  9. Yep. The sun is just a dull orange ball. The forecast was 75° for a high, but it never got over 65°
  10. I'm in Sonoma county, 120 miles southwest of Chico, and the smoke is intense. My friend Alyssa lives in Chico so this hits close to home. I told her she could crash at my place, so I'm doing my part.
  11. My daughter wants a Newfie and a Saint Bernard to go with the mastiffs. Wtf have I done?
  12. Paco

    Need a ruling

    It's okay Jimmy I'm poor too.
  13. Paco

    Need a ruling

    It's okay Jimmy I'm poor too.
  14. Goddamnit neon you edited
  15. I would rather them in ma belly
  16. I think those tomahawk ribeyes are stupid.
  17. I tried to be a good Dad, I really did.
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