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Paco

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  1. Hey fuck you Luke! I mean you're right, but fuck you all the same! 11th place in brisket (out of 57). Which is weird because I thought my brisket sucked, but such is the crapshoot of a bbq cook off I guess. I thought my ribs had the best chance, but no call. Had a blast though, it's turned into a great party, and it's pretty well organized for a cook-off.
  2. Well I guess we just put mayo on our hot dog.
  3. Conditions are deteriorating
  4. I would like to post pictures but Tapatalk is being a total dick.
  5. It was a goddamn hypothetical question! Do you really think professionals like ourselves would pull such a rookie maneuver? Don't answer that.
  6. So, hypothetically... would you make fun of someone if they went to a bbq cook off and didn't bring any salt? Asking for a friend.
  7. Does he cook his chicken as rare as his beef ribs?
  8. What about FChorn? Did that diarrhea mouth make it over here?
  9. Are we out of underscores? Are there not enough to go around? GODDAMNIT. Now I have to worry about underscore rationing!
  10. K-Bar Smoke.... something. It used to be Sloppy Seconds but, well it's just not anymore. We don't have a banner or anything, just look for my pit and stop in and say hi.
  11. Does anyone give a shit? Well here it is just in case. All cook-offs welcome, BBQ, chili, general office chest thumping contests, etc. We'll be cooking at the Buda Weiner dog races this weekend. If you're out there come by and see us, I'll put some meat in your mouth. Luke Duke come down and cook my chicken. Thanks.
  12. Hank sits and stares at the little floating chlorinator thing. Until something distracts him of course.
  13. Posse uses taco meat, imma use taco meat.
  14. Growing up we had a huge fig tree in the back yard. We used to eat fig this, fig that, and still had tons of fig preserves to give away. Until the drain field went bad and Dad had to put in a new septic system. Then the tree died. Woops.
  15. You just had a Crown and Anchor burger and a pitcher of beer. How the fuck are you eating again?
  16. Paco

    Port Aransas

    Most of the big condo buildings were being worked on, and still had plenty of plywood in the windows. Port Royal was putting a new roof on the building closest to 361. I think Beachgate is open, and maybe the small one next to it, Port A Beach club?
  17. Man that was a long time ago if Barton Springs intersected North Lamar.
  18. Garnish is for Kansas City faggots. Ribs look great tho
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